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created by [deleted] on 23/12/2018 at 15:50 UTC
36612 upvotes, 60 top-level comments (showing 25)
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Comment by tcgunner90 at 23/12/2018 at 18:09 UTC*
18096 upvotes, 3 direct replies
Cashier: would you like a bag?
Me: nah, I'll just wear them out
Comment by [deleted] at 23/12/2018 at 17:33 UTC
4272 upvotes, 6 direct replies
First time I did the old lady cashier was grinning at me and told me to have fun lol
Comment by sagek321 at 23/12/2018 at 17:21 UTC
7622 upvotes, 6 direct replies
My boyfriend used to go to Walgreens but now we go to wall mart since a box of 3 condoms at Walgreens is the same price as a box of 12 at Walmart. Plus they have self checkout at Walmart so we can avoid everyone lol.
Comment by knubbiggubbe at 23/12/2018 at 18:33 UTC
3513 upvotes, 3 direct replies
Where I live, condoms are free at the local youth health centre (don't know what it's called in English, but basically a bunch of counsellors and stuff). It's just that you have to knock on their door and ask for them.
A while back, I was planning for some fun times, and went over there to prepare. Normally my guy gets them, so this was my first time and I had no idea which kind he usually goes for.
So this lady opens the door and I explain my business, and she asks me what kind I want. I must have looked super confused, because she proceeds to show me all the options and explain the differences (apparently there's a tutti frutti flavoured one called YumYum - 1/10, tastes like shit) and I walk out of there with 15 different kinds of condoms in my pockets.
It was awkward, but educational. 10/10 would do again.
Comment by [deleted] at 24/12/2018 at 06:38 UTC*
1013 upvotes, 4 direct replies
I bought condoms on a dare when I was like 9 years old. I was trying really hard not to laugh as I did it (I was scared too). Picture this little dorky fat boy with a bowl haircut.
No lie, the black dude at the cash register said, "who you fuckin?"
Comment by [deleted] at 23/12/2018 at 17:50 UTC*
6962 upvotes, 10 direct replies
“Aren’t you a little young to be using those?”
“You know, you’re right!”
Comment by [deleted] at 23/12/2018 at 17:58 UTC*
14986 upvotes, 10 direct replies
I remember when I went to prom we had to get patted down. My mom had made me bring condoms and she put it in my suit jacket. The security guy seemed suspicious when he felt my pocket because the soft container easily could feel like a weed bag. So I have to go "it's a condom"
This fucking guy decides to go "OH GOOD FOR YOU MAN" loudly and slap me on the shoulder.
To make matters worse I went stag.
Edit - thank you to the individual who gave me silver. Appreciate it. I'll keep you anonymous unless you want otherwise
Comment by gabriey at 23/12/2018 at 16:11 UTC
4210 upvotes, 4 direct replies
The woman shouldn’t even be asking. It’s none of her business.
Comment by [deleted] at 23/12/2018 at 15:51 UTC
25895 upvotes, 4 direct replies
When she said aren't you a little young to use those you should've said aren't you a little old to care. Or deodorant is for all ages maam.
Comment by 174853 at 23/12/2018 at 17:50 UTC
20514 upvotes, 12 direct replies
Pretty much the same thing happened to me the first time I bought condoms. I was late to school already and I was like damn I should get some now since no one will be at the store at 8 AM and the lady at the store refused to sell me the condoms. I got pissed and I asked for her name and looked at her and went “Cool when my girlfriend gets pregnant I’ll name the kid after you” and I left.
Turns out she somehow knew my mom and I got my ass handed to me. Still worth it.
Comment by tumx at 23/12/2018 at 16:59 UTC
761 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Thank god our school gives out free condoms
Comment by varaaki at 23/12/2018 at 17:08 UTC
8380 upvotes, 2 direct replies
Depends on where you live. Sounds like you live in Judgementville.
Comment by [deleted] at 23/12/2018 at 16:02 UTC
4834 upvotes, 6 direct replies
My friend's grandmother works in a hospital, so my friend has a *shit ton* of spare condoms. Whenever I "need" one (For other stuff, Im still a virgin) I just get it from him
Comment by Jamkindez at 23/12/2018 at 17:14 UTC
240 upvotes, 3 direct replies
Go to a store that has a self checkout then you dont need to speak to anyone at all
Comment by The_Pharoah_007 at 23/12/2018 at 17:12 UTC
4705 upvotes, 4 direct replies
" aren't you lil old to be alive ?"
Comment by shadeptx at 23/12/2018 at 18:43 UTC*
5714 upvotes, 8 direct replies
I forced my gf to come in w me to buy some once, and then the cashier said afterwards “have a nice night” and like an idiot autopiloting i just blankly responded “oh we will”
My gf was so red afterwards it was the funniest thing
Edit - (:< https://imgur.com/gallery/widGu1T
Edit 2 - keep it pg guys she’s currently viewing your responses
Edit 3 - stranger gold kind thank
Comment by cal1629 at 23/12/2018 at 17:00 UTC
428 upvotes, 3 direct replies
Well you’re definitely more brave than me. I’m too scared to even use self checkout with condoms in my hand.
Comment by wil at 23/12/2018 at 19:46 UTC
205 upvotes, 2 direct replies
I'm old enough to be your parent, and I want you to know that this old guy is proud of you for being responsible. These people have no right to judge you, and I hope their ignorance won't affect your decisions in the future.
Comment by [deleted] at 23/12/2018 at 16:05 UTC
5489 upvotes, 3 direct replies
okay why do people get mad at you for doing the right thing, like its better that u use them than the consequences of not using them, but the cashier sounds like she was trying to be polite and make like an awkward conversation but it failed
Comment by bucky_00 at 23/12/2018 at 16:40 UTC
2172 upvotes, 2 direct replies
Use self checkout
Comment by [deleted] at 23/12/2018 at 16:09 UTC*
6136 upvotes, 4 direct replies
Call the store manager and tell them the rude shit they've been saying to you. That's really out of order.
I work in a store, and it's pretty much an unwritten rule that you never, ever, ever, judge a person or make fun of them for what they're buying. Especially when it comes to things like condoms, tampons, pregnancy tests, adult diapers, etc
EDIT: Call them about the cashiers comment, dummies. I know the store can't do anything about what the customers say to each other.
Comment by angmanden at 23/12/2018 at 16:12 UTC*
9460 upvotes, 7 direct replies
The first time I bought them, the cashier (who was around 17) just said “ayy”, winked at me and then sold them to me. That was fun
Edit: why tf am I getting this many upvotes
Comment by [deleted] at 23/12/2018 at 15:52 UTC*
14650 upvotes, 6 direct replies
“Oh, my bad lady, Imma just hit it raw and hope she don’t get knocked up.”
Rekt
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Comment by [deleted] at 23/12/2018 at 16:02 UTC*
122 upvotes, 2 direct replies
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Comment by LarryOtter99 at 23/12/2018 at 16:54 UTC
1348 upvotes, 5 direct replies
We had some school sex ed thing a few weeks ago. They had free condoms. I took like 30 with me so I don't have to buy them some day