289 upvotes, 5 direct replies (showing 5)
View submission: The UnitedHealthcare Gunman Understands the Surveillance State
Well done Agent 47…
Comment by SlaughterSpine78 at 06/12/2024 at 22:33 UTC
92 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Now head for the nearest exit
Comment by wiggle987 at 06/12/2024 at 22:59 UTC
23 upvotes, 2 direct replies
THAT is Brian Thompson, CEO of UnitedHealthcare.
Comment by TonySu at 07/12/2024 at 01:02 UTC
6 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Agent 47 wouldn’t have walked up and shot him, they’d be watching from a distance as briefcase fell on their neck as a result of a banana he threw 13 minutes ago.
Comment by Saerkal at 07/12/2024 at 06:51 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I mean the gun kind of looks like the Krugermeier dark… and Thompson was clearly on the classic coin-distracted NPC path finding routine…
Comment by xwt-timster at 07/12/2024 at 04:24 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
47 would have taken out any cameras in the area.