Too late for time travel

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created by andychef on 31/01/2025 at 14:57 UTC

2805 upvotes, 10 top-level comments (showing 10)

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Comment by poopBuccaneer at 31/01/2025 at 15:38 UTC

168 upvotes, 1 direct replies

When future archeologists find this, they will be very confused.

Comment by adriangalli at 31/01/2025 at 18:55 UTC

110 upvotes, 3 direct replies

If we humans survive to 2228, I hope that someone will actually name their kid James Tiberius Kirk.

Comment by DixieFlatlineXIV at 31/01/2025 at 19:13 UTC

38 upvotes, 1 direct replies

We've been there! A local bar had a plaque for where he was "conceived".... right underneath one of their pool tables. Fun place and a beautiful drive!

Comment by marion85 at 01/02/2025 at 03:32 UTC

16 upvotes, 0 direct replies

...Captain James T. Kirk of the I.S.S Enterprise...

We're the evil timeline folks.

Comment by Keaten88 at 01/02/2025 at 03:09 UTC

13 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Born too early for Starfleet, Born just in time for World War 3 ☺️

Comment by Boomerang503 at 01/02/2025 at 23:15 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I'm still waiting on the Cochrane statue in Bozeman, Montana.

Comment by JemmaMimic at 31/01/2025 at 16:34 UTC

6 upvotes, 0 direct replies

James *R* Kirk!

Comment by Ill-Dependent2976 at 02/02/2025 at 00:02 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I prefer Ottumwa, Iowa. Past home of Corporal Radar O'Reilly.

Comment by pedrokdc at 02/02/2025 at 02:04 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

March 22 2228 will bem one hell of party...

Comment by count_chocul4 at 31/01/2025 at 19:16 UTC

-14 upvotes, 3 direct replies

Kirk born in Iowa? That's not what Kurtzman says!