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View submission: Liverpool owners won’t sell club to ‘interested’ Elon Musk
He'd be like a more extreme Bohely for like a year then he'd stop caring about us
Comment by SirBarkington at 07/01/2025 at 19:36 UTC
782 upvotes, 7 direct replies
I think it'd be worse tbh. Bohely already owned part of a (rather large) sports team and at least understood some aspects of that coming in. Elon has never owned a sport team, he doesn't really have a history of wanting to play by the rules either. He'd probably try to spend a ton of money then get mad when he couldn't.
Comment by abhi1260 at 07/01/2025 at 19:44 UTC
103 upvotes, 3 direct replies
I don’t want us to be named LiXerPool mate
Comment by lesbiangirlscout at 07/01/2025 at 19:44 UTC
80 upvotes, 5 direct replies
Given he’s all about efficiency and cost-cutting, I think he’s got more potential to be like Ratcliffe than Bohely.
Look at how he runs his other companies; there’s no doubt he’d treat a football club the same way. Probably have some engineers try to run the scouting department or something ridiculous like that lol.
Comment by Trickytickler at 07/01/2025 at 19:57 UTC
44 upvotes, 2 direct replies
He would sack Arne and either appoint himself as manager or he will barge into the dressing room at half time with his dinky little ipad and make tactical changes.
Imagine having an owner that is a moderator of the Liverpool subreddit while having daily Twitter feuds with the FA and calling them woke pedophiles for not allowing him to move the next Liverpool - Everton game to Miami.
Comment by urnslut at 07/01/2025 at 19:42 UTC
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boehly would be a blessing compared to this cockroach, at least he has experience in sports and isn't as much of a deranged manchild
Comment by LosAngeles1s at 07/01/2025 at 20:04 UTC
12 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Bohely actually seems he gives a shit about the club and had some experience with owning the team before he bought the team. Elon doesn’t have any experience and would probably buy a player because he refused to wear the rainbow armband
Comment by maturedumbass at 07/01/2025 at 19:48 UTC
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He'd be like extreme ratcliffe with his hatred towards poor and immigrants (while being immigrant himself btw)
Comment by michaelserotonin at 07/01/2025 at 20:02 UTC
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no way, he’s far too terminally online. lfc & rival fans will tweet him into caring.
Comment by Expensive-Twist7984 at 07/01/2025 at 19:39 UTC
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Nah, Bohely’s vision seems to be panning out now.
You’d end up with a right pile of shit, and he’d fall out with your star players because people like them more than they do him.
Comment by psrandom at 07/01/2025 at 22:54 UTC
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Bruhh, Boehly is unorthodox but not insane. Musk will be the worst owner in a generation. He will be compared to those Greek owners who would bring out gun on football pitch. Given how American he is, he will definitely threaten to kill a ref after 1 bad VAR call
Comment by thefirsteye at 07/01/2025 at 19:36 UTC
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No way he’d spend that kind of money
Comment by ingwe13 at 07/01/2025 at 20:16 UTC
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I think he would be Ineos but worse.
Comment by Laesio at 07/01/2025 at 21:05 UTC
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Boehly allegedly berated the team in the dressing room after a loss. Imagine Musk trying to enforce discipline with a squad full of overpaid athletes. He'd probably terminate contracts after a bad game without caring about having to pay compensation.
Comment by dimspace at 07/01/2025 at 21:34 UTC
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Can you imagine Anfield rocking to the tune of
We all dream of a team of.... blonde haired, blue eyed, white males..
Comment by roamingandy at 07/01/2025 at 23:08 UTC
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He'd have Farage interfere to make the game more 'fun'. 3 balls and double sized goals or some stupid shit. Its not like he'd have any trouble finding someone at FIFA to take a bribe and join his one man crusade to totally arse fuck the entire world as 'a prank'.
Comment by KillerZaWarudo at 08/01/2025 at 00:35 UTC
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90% of staff sacked and replace them with visa migrant worker. Buying player based on whoever on twitter told him to
Comment by Faiimus at 08/01/2025 at 00:46 UTC
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He would have Grok coach the team