Comment by sayhar on 12/12/2005 at 23:47 UTC

Would that I knew of reddit 4 years ago. Alas, I came to it begging for succor, and it offered itself to me. But too late! For I had been exposed to the depravity of 4chan, the lameness of digg, the shocking inhumanity of entensity, and the cackling "lol"s and "FIRST"s of a thousand thousand mindless buffoons.

Would that I had had a chance to taste of reddit's ambrosia 4 years ago, to feel the sweet sensation of upvotes tickling me like a maiden's finger under the chin, instead of the unctuous grasping hands of this lewd, feisty whore she's turned into. This bawdy internet aggregator of loose morals who flaunts her wares to all who will partake; base and vulgar, appealing to the unwashed masses.

I stare at myself, covered in dirt, and only now understand it for what it is. This whole time, I thought myself a refined gentleman in a top hat, with a goddamn monocle.

Oh sayhar, would that I could speak with your impunity. But the loss I feel is a wound that cuts me to the quick. I know now what I could have had, and it is the greatest sorrow of all.

Comment by [deleted] at 19/05/2009 at 21:34 UTC

27 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Psst... I'm from the future and you sound like an idiot right now!

Comment by [deleted] at 20/05/2009 at 05:30 UTC*

10 upvotes, 1 direct replies

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Comment by [deleted] at 05/08/2009 at 22:51 UTC*

5 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Relax guys, Rupert Murdoch will be purchasing Reddit very soon. He will take care of everything.

Comment by [deleted] at 17/02/2010 at 11:46 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Truer words... :\

Still, there is always hope.

Comment by lovesthetrees at 17/02/2010 at 13:41 UTC

11 upvotes, 2 direct replies

I guess I'll Troll here because everyone is bouncing backwards in time thanks to karmanaut..

The key to all our problems lies in the **downvote**

Simply downvote something you don't like. We all know how to upvote, now, actively downvote too! it will keep the site cleaner for the rest of us.

Comment by [deleted] at 13/12/2005 at 00:37 UTC

4 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I'd say its more like Reddit is the equivalent of Digg as Google is the equivalent of Yahoo. The interface of Reddit is just so much nicer, and its just more intuitive.