278 upvotes, 9 direct replies (showing 9)
Ever since Harambe died we've all been sucked into the bad timeline.
Comment by [deleted] at 16/08/2020 at 14:48 UTC
98 upvotes, 2 direct replies
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Comment by Netherese_Nomad at 16/08/2020 at 15:03 UTC
6 upvotes, 1 direct replies
It was the Cubs. The Cubs losing the world series was the thing holding the world together. When they won, the monkey paw curled a finger.
Comment by FrenchCrazy at 16/08/2020 at 15:21 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
R.I.P. Harambe
Comment by the_cat_captain at 16/08/2020 at 15:59 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
This truly is the darkest timeline.
Comment by zsabarab at 16/08/2020 at 15:20 UTC
4 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Ever since Harambe died we've gotten really good at succinct comments. Dicks out. *Dab*
Comment by TheMeanestPenis at 16/08/2020 at 16:45 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
We tried everything we could to make amends for his death; we all pulled our dicks out for Harambe.
Comment by legomaniac89 at 16/08/2020 at 18:08 UTC
2 upvotes, 1 direct replies
It was either that or the Cubs winning the World Series. That curse was never meant to be broken.
Comment by ThisIsFlight at 16/08/2020 at 18:56 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Harambe was definitely a catalyst event. He was the fork in the timeline and we chose the wrong path.
Had the big guy lived, we might be celebrating the first manned mission to the moon in 60 years.
Comment by TrumpWillLoseIn2020 at 16/08/2020 at 19:16 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
More people should have gotten their dicks out for him after his death