82 upvotes, 2 direct replies (showing 2)
As a New Yorker, watching the Trump presidency unfold has been like knowing your senile dog is full of birthday cake he dug out of the garbage and watching as he blows explosive diarrhea all over the place just like you knew he would. You knew it was gonna happen, you had the advance warning, and there was nothing you could really do but to watch it happen.
Except for one thing: I like my dog.
Comment by AndMuchFunWasHad at 15/10/2018 at 06:38 UTC
17 upvotes, 2 direct replies
Your dog will eventually stop shitting everywhere...
Comment by Be1029384756 at 15/10/2018 at 09:41 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Only if your dog then loudly proclaims it never ate the cake and it never blew diarrhea everywhere, YOU did that.