272 upvotes, 8 direct replies (showing 8)
holy shit 'merica, you're a dumpster fire.
Comment by captaincid42 at 12/03/2025 at 10:56 UTC
71 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Oh, no. We are way beyond the dumpster. It’s the whole dump that’s burning.
Comment by mrkruk at 12/03/2025 at 12:03 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Give it a day, a new low will be achieved.
Comment by Basic_Reflection4008 at 12/03/2025 at 14:23 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Dumpster fires provide warmth to the house less. We are more a chemical plant/portajohn combo fire.
Comment by Rigaudon21 at 12/03/2025 at 14:56 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
No, we're a Tesla fire. Sounds the same but dirtier.
Comment by Blu_Falcon at 12/03/2025 at 15:03 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Please send help.
Comment by plurmonger at 12/03/2025 at 15:56 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I know it looks like a dumpster, but it’s actually a cybertruck.
Comment by paragonmac at 12/03/2025 at 16:34 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
You haven't seen our final form yet
Comment by ridge_rippler at 12/03/2025 at 19:00 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
A tyre fire that has impacted all surrounding areas