Comment by cypher-dex on 11/03/2025 at 22:37 UTC

2686 upvotes, 19 direct replies (showing 19)

View submission: Donald Trump defends Elon Musk and classifies damage to Tesla vehicles as "domestic terrorism."

When the high school bully gets beaten up but his Karen mother comes and threatens the whole school*

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Comment by Responsible-Sea3817 at 11/03/2025 at 22:48 UTC

751 upvotes, 6 direct replies

But then the whole school just doubles down on the bullying after

Comment by blueiron0 at 12/03/2025 at 06:36 UTC

71 upvotes, 3 direct replies

The closer these two join at the hip, the more it makes me actually believe some fuckery happened in the election.

Comment by C0nquer0rW0rm at 12/03/2025 at 03:22 UTC

17 upvotes, 0 direct replies

This is the exact energy it's giving.

Not to bodyshame but I've never seen small dick energy expressed as perfectly as Elon Musk in this picture/press conference.

Comment by Twin_Titans at 11/03/2025 at 22:47 UTC

38 upvotes, 0 direct replies

This pictures with the description is pure hilarity.

Comment by tbods at 12/03/2025 at 06:35 UTC

12 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Amazed his actual mother wasn’t there “crying” through her Botox about people being mean to him

Comment by Sanjomo at 12/03/2025 at 07:02 UTC

19 upvotes, 0 direct replies

You can almost hear Musk saying ‘Yeah!’ and sticking out his tongue from behind moms skirt.

Comment by modernmann at 12/03/2025 at 01:04 UTC

30 upvotes, 1 direct replies

So unfair to think actions have consequences. Do fascist things have fascist problems.

Maybe try Not to gut every safety net, impose more random tariffs, and keep the nazi stuff to a minimum. Oh yeah stop being a power hungry bitch.

Comment by Drew_Ferran at 12/03/2025 at 10:00 UTC

6 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I would upvote this comment because it made me laugh, but I might get banned for “upvoting violence”.

Comment by Bladder-Splatter at 12/03/2025 at 01:38 UTC

16 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Well he does moan an awful lot about the bullying he received in High School.

Just leaves out the *little bits* where he made fun of at least one kid whose parents had just committed suicide.

Comment by Turbulent-Adagio-541 at 12/03/2025 at 06:00 UTC

6 upvotes, 0 direct replies

His new nickname is Roadhead Donnie

Comment by Pic889 at 12/03/2025 at 12:13 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

FYI it was the left (and the Reddit crowd in particular) that decided to applaud vandalism of Tesla cars and dealerships as a political protest. So, don't be surprised when vandalism of Tesla cars and dealerships is treated as a political act.

(as an aside, gotta love the modern left turning into brownshirts the moment their preferred candidate lost the popular vote)

Comment by Airspore at 12/03/2025 at 12:49 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Oh yeah innocent American citizens driving the car they purchased are real bullies

Comment by Th3R4zzb3rry at 12/03/2025 at 08:24 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Quit terrorizing Tesler!

Comment by Hicalibre at 12/03/2025 at 11:03 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I swear I didn't key her c-oh I'm not in school anymore. Phew.

Comment by LoanDebtCollector at 12/03/2025 at 11:38 UTC

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With her cheap imported night cream smeared all over her face, and the same panamas she's been wearing four the last 8 years!

Comment by GuyNamedWhatever at 12/03/2025 at 16:33 UTC

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Elon looks like the parent that had to tell the other parent about what their kid did so they can chew them out.