5001 upvotes, 29 direct replies (showing 25)
How funny would this be, if this was an attempt by the police to get the person to come out and try and win the contest. A la archery contest in Robinhood Men in tights.
Comment by foehammer111 at 07/12/2024 at 20:41 UTC
630 upvotes, 3 direct replies
First thing I thought of.
Comment by makemeking706 at 07/12/2024 at 20:15 UTC
594 upvotes, 4 direct replies
I lost!?
Comment by jwboo65 at 07/12/2024 at 20:20 UTC
147 upvotes, 1 direct replies
They'd have to have bunch of CEO targets setup and whoever can cycle through and exit on a bike the fastest wins!
Comment by Fake_Jews_Bot at 07/12/2024 at 20:19 UTC
37 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Great idea! The archery replaced by a contest on who can clear a jam the fastest
Comment by Wafkak at 07/12/2024 at 20:36 UTC
179 upvotes, 5 direct replies
Police officers have probably had many family members and colleagues lives destroyed by the heath insurance industry.
Wouldn't be surprised if this is the one time most of them side with the general population.
Comment by TheGravespawn at 07/12/2024 at 20:32 UTC
33 upvotes, 1 direct replies
'E split the CEO in twain!
Comment by [deleted] at 07/12/2024 at 20:49 UTC
13 upvotes, 1 direct replies
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Comment by KuntaWuKnicks at 07/12/2024 at 20:37 UTC
26 upvotes, 3 direct replies
This is some Chief Wiggum ploy
Comment by alchemist5 at 07/12/2024 at 20:41 UTC
11 upvotes, 2 direct replies
If Naked Gun 4 ever happens, here's your whole plot.
Comment by SunriseSurprise at 07/12/2024 at 20:57 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
"...wait, it's you isn't it?"
"*points* ahhhh you got me! Shucks."
Comment by Kittii_Kat at 07/12/2024 at 20:39 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Then pulls a Charlie Chaplain.
Comment by uiucengineer at 07/12/2024 at 20:45 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
And he shows up and competes and they don't catch him
Comment by CyanRyan at 07/12/2024 at 21:01 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
acab odysseus
Comment by Level_99_Healer at 07/12/2024 at 21:40 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Unbeknownst to me, there was a better me!
Comment by therusteddoobie at 07/12/2024 at 21:55 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Comment by TheFuzzyFurry at 07/12/2024 at 22:28 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Worked for Geralt of Rivia to find Dudu
Comment by GeorgeKaplanIsReal at 07/12/2024 at 22:30 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Oh fck that’s a little funny
Comment by Baalzeebub at 07/12/2024 at 22:30 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
When I saw the flyer I honestly thought this was just a joke along those lines.
Comment by Gen-Random at 07/12/2024 at 22:32 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
They're training facial recognition, unfortunately
Comment by ccai at 07/12/2024 at 23:04 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
All contestants must take an oral swab to enter.
Comment by Vio_ at 07/12/2024 at 23:48 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
late stage Robin Hood
Comment by TheThing_1982 at 08/12/2024 at 00:29 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
The $10,000 prize was suspicious…
Comment by BeefistPrime at 08/12/2024 at 00:37 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Robinhood Men in Tights is study extensively in police academies across the nation
Comment by P_walkeri at 08/12/2024 at 01:36 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I like how you defaulted to Men In Tights, rather than just “Robin Hood.”
Comment by Candid-Sky-3709 at 08/12/2024 at 01:44 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Police: “hey guys, over there are some healthcare CEOs innocently walking by” … but they all responded just with curb-stomping the CEOs and left by subway. Monopoly money in all backpacks