Comment by PenguinWITTaSunburn on 07/12/2024 at 20:11 UTC

5001 upvotes, 29 direct replies (showing 25)

View submission: A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition takes place at Washington Square Park

How funny would this be, if this was an attempt by the police to get the person to come out and try and win the contest. A la archery contest in Robinhood Men in tights.

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Comment by foehammer111 at 07/12/2024 at 20:41 UTC

630 upvotes, 3 direct replies

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First thing I thought of.

Comment by makemeking706 at 07/12/2024 at 20:15 UTC

594 upvotes, 4 direct replies

I lost!?

Comment by jwboo65 at 07/12/2024 at 20:20 UTC

147 upvotes, 1 direct replies

They'd have to have bunch of CEO targets setup and whoever can cycle through and exit on a bike the fastest wins!

Comment by Fake_Jews_Bot at 07/12/2024 at 20:19 UTC

37 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Great idea! The archery replaced by a contest on who can clear a jam the fastest

Comment by Wafkak at 07/12/2024 at 20:36 UTC

179 upvotes, 5 direct replies

Police officers have probably had many family members and colleagues lives destroyed by the heath insurance industry.

Wouldn't be surprised if this is the one time most of them side with the general population.

Comment by TheGravespawn at 07/12/2024 at 20:32 UTC

33 upvotes, 1 direct replies

'E split the CEO in twain!

Comment by [deleted] at 07/12/2024 at 20:49 UTC

13 upvotes, 1 direct replies

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Comment by KuntaWuKnicks at 07/12/2024 at 20:37 UTC

26 upvotes, 3 direct replies

This is some Chief Wiggum ploy

Comment by alchemist5 at 07/12/2024 at 20:41 UTC

11 upvotes, 2 direct replies

If Naked Gun 4 ever happens, here's your whole plot.

Comment by SunriseSurprise at 07/12/2024 at 20:57 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

"...wait, it's you isn't it?"

"*points* ahhhh you got me! Shucks."

Comment by Kittii_Kat at 07/12/2024 at 20:39 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Then pulls a Charlie Chaplain.

Comment by uiucengineer at 07/12/2024 at 20:45 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

And he shows up and competes and they don't catch him

Comment by CyanRyan at 07/12/2024 at 21:01 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

acab odysseus

Comment by Level_99_Healer at 07/12/2024 at 21:40 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Unbeknownst to me, there was a better me!

Comment by therusteddoobie at 07/12/2024 at 21:55 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Oh I hear that https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dc-sports-bog/wp/2015/12/18/how-u-s-marshals-used-redskins-tickets-to-bust-fugitives-in-1985-sting/

Comment by TheFuzzyFurry at 07/12/2024 at 22:28 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Worked for Geralt of Rivia to find Dudu

Comment by GeorgeKaplanIsReal at 07/12/2024 at 22:30 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Oh fck that’s a little funny

Comment by Baalzeebub at 07/12/2024 at 22:30 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

When I saw the flyer I honestly thought this was just a joke along those lines.

Comment by Gen-Random at 07/12/2024 at 22:32 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

They're training facial recognition, unfortunately

Comment by ccai at 07/12/2024 at 23:04 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

All contestants must take an oral swab to enter.

Comment by Vio_ at 07/12/2024 at 23:48 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

late stage Robin Hood

Comment by TheThing_1982 at 08/12/2024 at 00:29 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

The $10,000 prize was suspicious…

Comment by BeefistPrime at 08/12/2024 at 00:37 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Robinhood Men in Tights is study extensively in police academies across the nation

Comment by P_walkeri at 08/12/2024 at 01:36 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I like how you defaulted to Men In Tights, rather than just “Robin Hood.”

Comment by Candid-Sky-3709 at 08/12/2024 at 01:44 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Police: “hey guys, over there are some healthcare CEOs innocently walking by” … but they all responded just with curb-stomping the CEOs and left by subway. Monopoly money in all backpacks