What is the craziest Pakistani conspiracy theory you’ve heard?

https://www.reddit.com/r/pakistan/comments/1j82tfd/what_is_the_craziest_pakistani_conspiracy_theory/

created by Effzzy on 10/03/2025 at 16:32 UTC

30 upvotes, 28 top-level comments (showing 25)

We've all heard countless conspiracy theories in Pakistan since forever... but which one do you think is the craziest/best one out there? For me, the one that vaccines have tracking devices or some secret ingredient to make muslims sterile is hilarious and kinda sad at the same time...

what’s the wildest theory you’ve come across?

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Comment by Historical_Dig2587 at 10/03/2025 at 17:06 UTC

76 upvotes, 4 direct replies

Kane and undertaker are brothers and Kane burnt undertakers face when they were little.

Comment by hnk_1989 at 10/03/2025 at 16:40 UTC

46 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Anything that Zaid Hamid says/believes in. 🤣

Comment by dolphin-3123 at 10/03/2025 at 16:52 UTC

34 upvotes, 2 direct replies

Aik time ma jaha abhi ya school ha yaha par qabristan tha

Comment by Gambit90k at 10/03/2025 at 16:49 UTC

26 upvotes, 6 direct replies

Jayasuriya ke bat mein springs...

This is likely for the 90s kids though.

Comment by iibdii at 10/03/2025 at 17:30 UTC

24 upvotes, 3 direct replies

Samosa is a sign of Illuminati

Comment by suleman_23194 at 10/03/2025 at 19:00 UTC

12 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Hitler ne Germany ki poori cricket team ko marwa dia tha

Comment by UmairWaseem276 at 10/03/2025 at 18:06 UTC

21 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Pepsi stands for Pay each penny to save Israel

Comment by Puzzleheaded-Most-37 at 10/03/2025 at 17:04 UTC

13 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Every other yAahUdI sAZisH

Comment by AvailableClass2698 at 10/03/2025 at 16:55 UTC

14 upvotes, 1 direct replies

her cheez amreeki sazish hai is the wildest conspiracy theory. Not accepting that we as a nation are jugaaru AND we are behind just because US is not letting us grow is wild.

Baqi IK being the Massiah. Hopes that political leadership would be any good. Merit ki hukamrani and bureaucracy being the well wisher of public. ETC ETC

Comment by PakistaniJanissary at 10/03/2025 at 18:39 UTC

4 upvotes, 1 direct replies

That Zardari was very good at seduction and his father sent him to oxford to seduce benazir because zulfikar insulted Zardaris father.

Comment by r4mb0l4mb0 at 10/03/2025 at 17:02 UTC

13 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Pakistan studies

Comment by umairhalim at 10/03/2025 at 17:44 UTC

4 upvotes, 0 direct replies

nawaz sharif was a family raees and all his sugar mills and factories and international assets came from that.

Comment by Busy_Committee_6341 at 10/03/2025 at 16:38 UTC

9 upvotes, 3 direct replies

That malala is an American agent 😭 like fr people in pakistan believe taliban didn't do that also we literally celebrated taliban when they came back in power just a year ago and rn they're killing our army man on border and don't even get me to start on terrible conditions of human rights in Afghanistan rn women are not even allowed to go out without mehram

Comment by Ladyignorer at 10/03/2025 at 19:18 UTC

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Everything wrong with an average person's life is definitely yahoodi saazish

Comment by stoic999 at 10/03/2025 at 19:55 UTC

1 upvotes, 1 direct replies

That the margalla tower collapsed because they were doing gay stuff there so God punished them

Comment by Broad_Source4523 at 10/03/2025 at 16:35 UTC

4 upvotes, 0 direct replies

That Pakistan Army and its security agencies are the saviours of our country.

Comment by Mountain-Poetry2899 at 10/03/2025 at 16:53 UTC

2 upvotes, 2 direct replies

i believe these hand on heart

jinnah died because of an intentional mistake; he could’ve easily been saved

LAK was killed by our army’s commies / cappies

our top military officers have many times made under the table dealings with foreign powers in the past and possibly in the present

AQ Khan wali conspiracy was mind boggling and i truly think he was framed

aur bhii hain inn k ilava

Comment by [deleted] at 10/03/2025 at 16:38 UTC*

2 upvotes, 1 direct replies

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Comment by Logical_Brilliant_54 at 10/03/2025 at 19:40 UTC

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And the pakistan abadi rose .2 million alone after covid if i am not wrong

Comment by Pure_Direction9253 at 10/03/2025 at 19:55 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Sharifs aren’t donkeys

Comment by The_Only_Remarkable at 10/03/2025 at 20:11 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Government sponsored conspiracy theory: Jinnahpur

Comment by blingmaster009 at 10/03/2025 at 20:56 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Zia ul Haq defeated USSR and was Fatih e Afghanistan.

Hamid Gul did not become army chief because America feared him.

Comment by -Austrian-Painter at 10/03/2025 at 16:59 UTC

0 upvotes, 3 direct replies

Asif Ali Zardari killed his wife to become president. The older I became the more I realised how ridiculously absurd that propaganda was.

Comment by Crafty_Scar_8834 at 10/03/2025 at 18:25 UTC

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Crazy like 70% of these conspiracy theories in the comments hold concrete evidences of being somewhat factual.