https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/canada-goose-bald-eagle-burlington-bay-brawl-1.7473477
created by Majano57 on 06/03/2025 at 04:58 UTC
671 upvotes, 8 top-level comments (showing 8)
Comment by xesaie at 06/03/2025 at 05:02 UTC
115 upvotes, 5 direct replies
The way this metaphor breaks is that Canada geese are assholes who leave shit everywhere and bald eagles are pretty chill.
If Trump we’re a bird he’d be a goose
Comment by FuckitThrowaway02 at 06/03/2025 at 08:42 UTC
12 upvotes, 1 direct replies
The goose was sick and didn't really put up a good fight. The eagle left after a bit. I wonder how sick the goose actually was
was the Eagle like "ee on second thought.."
Comment by MoonDaddy at 06/03/2025 at 21:24 UTC
5 upvotes, 1 direct replies
When I visited the RAPTOR CENTRE on Vancouver Island, which had golden and bald eagles, they told us the bald eagle was a klepto-predator in that it would wait for something else to do a kill and then swoop in and steal it. Take that in this context as you will.
Comment by Le-Squirtle at 06/03/2025 at 05:01 UTC
10 upvotes, 2 direct replies
Who won?
Comment by walkernewmedia at 06/03/2025 at 16:36 UTC
7 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Every Canadian knows you NEVER mess with the Cobra Chicken. F**k aboot and find oot.
Comment by vorpalblab at 06/03/2025 at 19:25 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
The Cobra Chicken rules.
Comment by RustyWinger at 07/03/2025 at 03:09 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I saw a bunch of pictures on CBC There's no way this wasn't AI.
Comment by imapangolinn at 06/03/2025 at 07:23 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
At least he can't take the Canada Goose and rename it, they're all born in Canada 😌