Subreddit: nottheonion

Created on 25/10/2008. 25374425 subscribers.

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Couple enjoying a walk in the woods stop to find sex pictures stuck to a tree "It put us right off our soup and roll"

created by Forgotthebloodypassw on 03/02/2025 at 18:12 UTC - 1042 upvotes (https, www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk)

86 comments

US Woman seeking husband in Karachi admitted to psychiatric ward

created by conscious_skeptic on 03/02/2025 at 05:51 UTC - 4996 upvotes (https, tribune.com.pk)

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Man arrested for death of friend who claimed he could ‘dodge’ bullets after smoking marijuana: Police

created by bdogv on 03/02/2025 at 05:07 UTC - 3450 upvotes (https, www.abc4.com)

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Endangered frog dads travel 7,000 miles to 'give birth'

created by Kroooooooo on 03/02/2025 at 12:36 UTC - 381 upvotes (https, www.bbc.co.uk)

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A Miracle? Pope Francis Helps Transsexual Prostitutes in Rome

created by Screamlab on 02/02/2025 at 23:12 UTC - 1161 upvotes (https, www.spiegel.de)

91 comments

Mexican moviegoers are asking for a refund after watching 'Emilia Pérez' in theaters

created by Bad-Umpire10 on 02/02/2025 at 11:02 UTC - 15913 upvotes (https, mexiconewsdaily.com)

631 comments

Influencer Who Paid $17K to Remove 6 Ribs Plans to Make a Crown Out of Bones”

created by newtostew2 on 02/02/2025 at 10:02 UTC - 2801 upvotes (https, quirkl.net)

379 comments

Petrolia man arrested after ducks, goose killed by pickup in Sarnia park

created by tearsareover on 02/02/2025 at 19:47 UTC - 384 upvotes (https, www.theobserver.ca)

17 comments

In Bourbon Street security zone for Super Bowl, coolers are out but guns are OK

created by Tornare on 02/02/2025 at 10:29 UTC - 1921 upvotes (https, www.nola.com)

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Support letter for RFK Jr’s confirmation includes signatures of doctors with suspended or revoked licenses

created by Embarrassed_Abies_98 on 01/02/2025 at 23:06 UTC - 45286 upvotes (https, www.theguardian.com)

591 comments

Gaspar Noe wants to make a children’s film.

created by HeWentToJared91 on 02/02/2025 at 22:07 UTC - 191 upvotes (https, www.indiewire.com)

51 comments

NSW minister apologises after asking chauffeur to drive 446km for Australia Day weekend lunch

created by VegemiteSucks on 02/02/2025 at 10:59 UTC - 1112 upvotes (https, www.theguardian.com)

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Pentagon swaps desk for New York Times reporters for New York Post

created by Murgatroyd314 on 02/02/2025 at 01:10 UTC - 7057 upvotes (https, www.theguardian.com)

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Japan's loneliness epidemic is leading elderly women to choose prison

created by AravRAndG on 02/02/2025 at 09:06 UTC - 1317 upvotes (https, fortune.com)

62 comments

OpenAI partners with U.S. National Laboratories on scientific research, nuclear weapons security

created by Decent_Cow on 02/02/2025 at 05:09 UTC - 1939 upvotes (https, www.cnbc.com)

143 comments

Kolkata woman forces husband to sell kidney, gets ₹10 lakh and runs away with lover

created by raj2709 on 02/02/2025 at 08:25 UTC - 947 upvotes (https, english.gujaratsamachar.com)

50 comments

AI systems could be ‘caused to suffer’ if consciousness achieved, says research

created by Bognosticator on 03/02/2025 at 20:42 UTC - 1 upvotes (https, www.theguardian.com)

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NHTSA: "Cybertruck Accelerates Suddenly and Crashes in Full Self Driving Mode (FSD)" ...Musk predicts FSD to be safer than humans in 3 months.

created by IcyHowl4540 on 01/02/2025 at 21:08 UTC - 2428 upvotes (https, fuelarc.com)

191 comments

Video: students ‘purify’ college with cow urine after actor Prakash Raj‘s visit

created by Nice_Track2179 on 01/02/2025 at 21:33 UTC - 1849 upvotes (https, www.editorji.com)

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Scientists cast doubt on reliability of US groundhog’s weather forecasts

created by FanZag on 01/02/2025 at 14:12 UTC - 3131 upvotes (https, www.theguardian.com)

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Internal Meta memo about firing leakers is leaked within minutes

created by GuyentificEnqueery on 31/01/2025 at 23:06 UTC - 39113 upvotes (https, fortune.com)

418 comments

Jump rope pro saves neighbor and dog from ice pond – with jump rope

created by noraad on 01/02/2025 at 15:19 UTC - 394 upvotes (https, www.theguardian.com)

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Federal employees told to remove pronouns from email signatures by end of day

created by UnscheduledCalendar on 31/01/2025 at 19:31 UTC - 50914 upvotes (https, abcnews.go.com)

5358 comments

Los Angeles Lakers acquire Luka Doncic from Dallas Mavericks for Anthony Davis in blockbuster trade

created by Ok-Wrongdoer8061 on 03/02/2025 at 17:12 UTC - 0 upvotes (https, www.cnn.com)

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USDA orders removal of climate change mentions from public websites

created by DJThadyus on 31/01/2025 at 20:57 UTC - 9900 upvotes (https, abcnews.go.com)

398 comments