Mate is creeping me out

https://www.reddit.com/r/northernireland/comments/1igom0q/mate_is_creeping_me_out/

created by nibblynabs on 03/02/2025 at 13:05 UTC

240 upvotes, 13 top-level comments (showing 13)

So I became mates with a guy at work, seemed nice enough if a little reserved.

Anyway he took an interest in my MMA activities so I had the lad over and explained my routines a bit and some of my gear.

I left the room to for a piss and I came up and I found him clambering off my grappling dummy with his phone out and a look of embarrassment. I hadn't explained what it was yet, that's no excuse to reposition it and try whatever it was he was out on it. He mumbled something about Reddit than promptly left. Feel like I need to clean it in case.

Whaddya think, should I confront him?

Comments

Comment by MagicPaul at 03/02/2025 at 13:43 UTC

177 upvotes, 3 direct replies

Ok, who's gonna post the next one from the perspective of the grappling dummy?

Comment by Only_Ad_3163 at 03/02/2025 at 14:47 UTC

32 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I don't understand,  He was shagging the grappling dummy? If that's the case YOU should be apologising for interrupting them.

Comment by Dmt_thc1112 at 03/02/2025 at 17:17 UTC

29 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Are u sure he said something like reddit? He mite of mumbled " i rid it " 🤣🤣🤣

Comment by ZeMike0 at 03/02/2025 at 16:22 UTC

55 upvotes, 8 direct replies

Is this your dummy?

https://www.reddit.com/r/northernireland/s/8B6joQSzQr

Comment by justmee1234 at 03/02/2025 at 13:07 UTC

35 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Hahaha very good

Comment by Dickie_Belfastian at 03/02/2025 at 16:38 UTC

7 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Careful it's not pregnant now

Comment by Naoise007 at 03/02/2025 at 13:21 UTC

10 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I laughed a bit too loud at this, think I might of creeped my workmates out too

Comment by Shinnerbot9000 at 03/02/2025 at 13:11 UTC

15 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Can we have a popular submission without 12 different theme posts?

Comment by con_zilla at 03/02/2025 at 13:32 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

spray with bleach

Comment by Infinite-Piano3311 at 03/02/2025 at 16:31 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Wasn't eyeing you up for a rear naked choke hold was he?

Comment by NikNakMuay at 03/02/2025 at 13:29 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Did he try the old 5 finger dick slap on your dummy?

Comment by jemmo698234 at 03/02/2025 at 18:33 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Ask the dummy where he touched it.

Comment by happyterry222 at 03/02/2025 at 17:46 UTC

0 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Give him a smack up the face. And yes wash it he was going cuff himself with it. If you know what I mean