5832 upvotes, 20 direct replies (showing 20)
What do you mean by "only 2 seconds"?
That's a solid 2 seconds
Comment by asianabsinthe at 13/05/2022 at 13:23 UTC
2161 upvotes, 5 direct replies
Condom half full
Condom half empty.
Comment by bob_anonymous at 13/05/2022 at 13:29 UTC
81 upvotes, 0 direct replies
That's just bragging at this point
Comment by CaptainFresh27 at 13/05/2022 at 14:06 UTC
52 upvotes, 1 direct replies
And one second of that is just OP crying
Comment by JpK07022002 at 13/05/2022 at 14:00 UTC
22 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Username checks out
Comment by Crathsor at 13/05/2022 at 14:44 UTC
21 upvotes, 0 direct replies
2 seconds in heaven is better than 1 second in heaven.
Comment by leJAYnd at 13/05/2022 at 13:53 UTC
15 upvotes, 0 direct replies
A new speed run record
Comment by rgoose83 at 13/05/2022 at 14:40 UTC
11 upvotes, 0 direct replies
2 seconds? Whaddya mean 1 second isn't enough? Ok fine, here's half a second.
Comment by sethian77 at 13/05/2022 at 14:07 UTC
8 upvotes, 0 direct replies
It's a hard knock life.
Comment by Dorkamundo at 13/05/2022 at 16:16 UTC
4 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Still leaves time to cuddle afterwards.
Comment by Cantthinkofone3312 at 13/05/2022 at 19:34 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Agreed best most can do is 2 sec and that's not negotiable
Comment by Still_Jelly7222 at 08/10/2024 at 01:51 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Wait a minute… that name… ur mom really checks ur phone?? Are u sure
Comment by Tele-Muse at 13/05/2022 at 18:19 UTC
0 upvotes, 0 direct replies
2 seconds in heaven is better than 1 second in heaven.
Comment by Admirable_Call2739 at 13/05/2022 at 14:47 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
username checks out
Comment by 5calV at 13/05/2022 at 16:15 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Average.
Comment by Common-Rock at 13/05/2022 at 17:50 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
And a solid 2 seconds of Jerry Lawler, the King of Memphis Wrestling. It takes 5G just to load the girth of his neck.
Comment by InterestingHawk2828 at 13/05/2022 at 18:26 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
This is my best!
Comment by Nate1102 at 13/05/2022 at 20:50 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
And TWICE.
Comment by Catsycatplays at 06/06/2022 at 06:50 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
thats actualy a 3.2 second long GIF soooo both of u are wrong
Comment by Sea-Living-3852 at 09/06/2022 at 13:01 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Well thats how long the sex tape probably was
Comment by Amazing-Account-6918 at 26/11/2022 at 18:21 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
r/namechecksout