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View submission: Trump floats reversing decision to leave WHO
"It was one of my best ideas. People came up to me with tears in their eyes and said SIR, who's even in the who? Who even cares about who? And I thought that's one of the best ideas is to leave the who. So I floated the idea around in my covfefe while eating hamburders... these hamburders are from a diner called McDonald's, really some of the best fries. Did you know I worked there? It was one of the busiest days for McDonald's. Lines for miles. Those gas cars, just chug chug chugging away sitting in line for some fries and hamburders, it's really some beautiful stuff. Those electric cars really don't use gas do they? No they don't. So we've decided to write up some of the best legislation, really some of the best it even has my signature on it. Someone said Leon Musk wasn't thrilled about it and I said WHO? Then I thought we really should maybe consider staying in the WHO. We can supply some scientists and they can pay us, so it might be a good idea to get back into the WHO. We won't get fooled again"
Comment by numinosaur at 26/01/2025 at 16:10 UTC
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Your mastery of Trumpian Word Salad is exquisite!
Comment by Gylbert_Brech at 26/01/2025 at 23:32 UTC
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Brillant, just brillant... 🤣
Comment by Yossarian904 at 26/01/2025 at 20:07 UTC
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I'd believe he said this.....what is the dude's deal with people calling him "sir" in his stories?