176 upvotes, 12 direct replies (showing 12)
View submission: Just Putin this out there
Anything can bend if you really try
Comment by [deleted] at 01/06/2017 at 12:48 UTC
391 upvotes, 4 direct replies
patriotism > biology
Comment by [deleted] at 01/06/2017 at 12:54 UTC
4 upvotes, 0 direct replies
one man's bend is another bird's fracture
Comment by [deleted] at 01/06/2017 at 12:53 UTC
23 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Except my wife's opinion on how i use my time.
Comment by NecroJoe at 01/06/2017 at 13:39 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Too much lube is almost enough
Comment by [deleted] at 01/06/2017 at 13:54 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Anything can bend if you really try
-Bender Bending Rodriguez
Comment by ProonTracy at 01/06/2017 at 15:26 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Even an unbendable girder?
Comment by Sevnfold at 01/06/2017 at 16:07 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Anything can ~~bend~~ break if you really try
Comment by Cheesemacher at 01/06/2017 at 16:36 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Are you saying someone was pulling the strings?
Comment by PowerhouseOfDeath at 01/06/2017 at 17:53 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
The pidgeon knew too well that what doesn't bend breaks, and so he put the laws of physics and his anatomy aside and gave a salute. It was either that or seeking asylum in a western state.
Comment by DarnellBoatHere at 01/06/2017 at 17:53 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Ouch
Comment by FishAndRiceKeks at 01/06/2017 at 18:37 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
There's a loud snap between bend and break.
Comment by Nitraus at 01/06/2017 at 19:37 UTC
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That's how I snapped my dick in half