Comment by rearviewviewer on 01/06/2017 at 12:13 UTC

3700 upvotes, 6 direct replies (showing 6)

View submission: Just Putin this out there

"Good morning Mr. Pigeon" "Good morning Mr. Putin"

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Comment by Bananapopcicle at 01/06/2017 at 14:22 UTC

1758 upvotes, 6 direct replies

More like..

"Pigeon." "Putin."

Comment by PutinsSpyPigeon at 02/06/2017 at 06:52 UTC

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I shit on the dudes car one day. He wiped it off with my bird ass. We been homies ever sense. I scratch his back, he sends all the chicken heads back to my nest. Ill poop on anything for that man.

Comment by mc1nc4 at 08/06/2017 at 23:16 UTC

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          G O O D M O R N I N G  
        / O                 / O  
      /   O               /   O  
    /     D             /     D  
  /       M           /       M  
G O O D M O R N I N G         O  
O         R         O         R  
O         N         O         N  
D         I         D         I  
M         N         M         N  
O         G O O D M O R N I N G  
R       /           R       /    
N     /             N     /      
I   /               I   /        
N /                 N /          
G O O D M O R N I N G             

Comment by rafaelph at 01/06/2017 at 21:12 UTC

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I imagined the pigeon said "dobri dien gaspadyin Putin"

Comment by Jackson3rg at 07/07/2017 at 01:50 UTC

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You ended the sentence early. The pigeon clearly said "Good morning Mr. Putin, you're an amazing leader, please oh please don't have me killed. Oh for the love of god not me or my family please god please please."

Comment by shiroun at 01/06/2017 at 19:37 UTC

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"Good night, comrade sun!" "Fuck you Putin! I'm in the West now!"