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View submission: Just Putin this out there
Guess you'll just have to wing it.
Comment by [deleted] at 01/06/2017 at 11:25 UTC
1453 upvotes, 3 direct replies
I hope he has the talon for puns.
Comment by dick_long_wigwam at 01/06/2017 at 13:52 UTC
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Most primates defecate as they give birth.
Comment by Wittyandpithy at 01/06/2017 at 11:28 UTC
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You beaked me to it
Comment by ReallySmartMan at 01/06/2017 at 15:19 UTC
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OP flying in with the puns!
Comment by joe4553 at 01/06/2017 at 12:07 UTC
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I was going to say this, guess the early bird gets the worm.
Comment by Shabbona1 at 01/06/2017 at 12:14 UTC
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Do you have a list of bird puns already made? All of yours are so good, I couldn't come up with anything that smooth on the fly.