2307 upvotes, 15 direct replies (showing 15)
View submission: Just Putin this out there
Now I been sayin this for years, it's the birds... You youngens don't remember the great emu war, I lost many great friends that day. Beware the birds.
Comment by fappymcfapparton at 01/06/2017 at 10:42 UTC
973 upvotes, 7 direct replies
/r/emuwarflashbacks
Comment by mhoey8 at 01/06/2017 at 12:11 UTC
6 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Jackson is that you....?
Comment by OrlandoMagik at 01/06/2017 at 12:18 UTC
6 upvotes, 0 direct replies
The thing people don't realize about the emu war is that it was never really about the emus at all.
Comment by Unreal_Banana at 01/06/2017 at 13:48 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Cold war was actually penguins plotting to overtake humanity
Comment by [deleted] at 01/06/2017 at 12:02 UTC
3 upvotes, 1 direct replies
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Comment by ShawtyGetDownPlease at 01/06/2017 at 12:10 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Birds have eyes.
Comment by WeakStreamZ at 01/06/2017 at 12:22 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Here's a great Documentary[1] about birds breaking bad.
1: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056869/?ref_=nv_sr_3
Comment by Xylotonic at 01/06/2017 at 13:08 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
And we know where the birds evolved from. It was the dinosaurs all along.
Comment by [deleted] at 01/06/2017 at 17:11 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
For a second I was thinking emus are llamas.
Comment by aquaticsnipes at 01/06/2017 at 20:51 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Do the emus own Australia. I mean they won the war... They beat the Australian government in combat... They own it now right?
Comment by TheCowLord1 at 01/06/2017 at 21:27 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I salute you sir.
Comment by Aardvark_Man at 01/06/2017 at 22:56 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I call liar.
We may have lost the war, but we didn't lose a single man.
Comment by migvelio at 01/09/2017 at 15:51 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
SKREEEEE YOU HEAR THAT FILTHY MUDMEN?? BEWARE OF OUR EMU ALLIES! SKRAAAWW
Comment by theironlamp at 01/06/2017 at 17:09 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
/r/enlightenedbirdmen
Comment by [deleted] at 01/06/2017 at 12:37 UTC
0 upvotes, 0 direct replies
But do you even know ANYTHING about the Gear Wars?