I want one of these...

http://imgur.com/xklRS

created by Noobfish on 03/04/2012 at 11:54 UTC

587 upvotes, 50 top-level comments (showing 25)

Comments

Comment by Shellface at 03/04/2012 at 15:28 UTC

73 upvotes, 2 direct replies

This… isn't a rage comic?

Comment by Cuccoteaser at 03/04/2012 at 15:42 UTC

39 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Mods... Please come back... /why

Comment by zabuma at 03/04/2012 at 15:35 UTC

22 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Well this isn't even *close* to a rage comic. Mods should be taking this down soon hopefully.

Comment by harvest3r at 03/04/2012 at 15:02 UTC

56 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I don't know why.. but I hate the phrase "like a sir"..

Comment by FishBonePendant at 03/04/2012 at 15:59 UTC

17 upvotes, 1 direct replies

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS A RAGE COMIC?!

Comment by jasmaree at 03/04/2012 at 15:11 UTC

26 upvotes, 2 direct replies

Can we stop trying to make "like a sir" a thing? It sounds retarded.

Comment by lookitskelvin at 03/04/2012 at 15:44 UTC

15 upvotes, 1 direct replies

If you drink from these straws, I REALLY HOPE YOU ARE DRINKING BLEACH YOU UNORIGINAL FUCKS.

Comment by GunToForehead at 03/04/2012 at 16:17 UTC

6 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Let's see : Not a rage comic, not funny, not original

Comment by loogarr at 03/04/2012 at 16:53 UTC

5 upvotes, 0 direct replies

This is a rage-inducing comic.

Comment by [deleted] at 03/04/2012 at 14:35 UTC

12 upvotes, 4 direct replies

Step one: buy straws Step two: but construction paper Step 3: cut out mustaches, hole punch and attach to straws. Step 4: profit? Or... Getting your beverage on like a sir. Or something.

Comment by fegd at 03/04/2012 at 15:49 UTC

5 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I feel like I took a nap and woke up 3 months ago.

Comment by [deleted] at 03/04/2012 at 16:16 UTC

5 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Every teenage Hipster girl wants one of these...

Comment by classy_stegasaurus at 03/04/2012 at 19:18 UTC

4 upvotes, 0 direct replies

This is not a rage comic. Fuck the experiment and I don't care if I get banned, your ass is getting reported

Comment by DilltheDough at 03/04/2012 at 17:24 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

THis whole moderation change is supposed to be a good thing, why are people abusing it with this 9gag shit?

Comment by Mark2404 at 03/04/2012 at 18:14 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Saw that on 9GAG...

Comment by fredr1k at 03/04/2012 at 19:59 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

9gag is leaking.

Comment by [deleted] at 03/04/2012 at 15:39 UTC

5 upvotes, 0 direct replies

As part of an informal social experiment, can you PM me your age and a brief description of when and why you started using Reddit? I'm just curious to see how this sub is changing as it is becoming very different from when I started.

Comment by Namaha at 03/04/2012 at 15:43 UTC

4 upvotes, 1 direct replies

You all realize this would give you a mustache ON your lips, not between your nose/lips like it should be...right?

Comment by lookitskelvin at 03/04/2012 at 16:28 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

death to op

Comment by UncleTedGenneric at 03/04/2012 at 16:37 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I found a hack for this.

Scissors + Black Construction Paper.

Comment by Tooberson at 03/04/2012 at 18:15 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

My father always told me never to drink from a straw. It looks like your sucking a dick. Just saying.

Comment by sqwarlock at 03/04/2012 at 18:59 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

So "Like a sir" is a new form of faux-manliness or something? Fuck that. So tired of this sort of thing.

Comment by [deleted] at 03/04/2012 at 20:05 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Take it to /r/pics

Comment by Klausarn at 03/04/2012 at 20:19 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

U stole this from somewhere else. Where, dont know.

Comment by [deleted] at 03/04/2012 at 21:14 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

WELL, I, AS A FEMALE INCAPABLE OF GROWING A MUSTACHE WHO ALSO LIKES DRINKING OUT OF STRAWS, AM GLAD THAT THIS WAS BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION, EVEN IF IT IS IN THE WRONG PLACE. Thanks, OP. Bring on the imaginary hatepoints.