Finding an old Bitcoin wallet.dat :

https://v.redd.it/oorf27vsdzne1

created by UrU_AnnA on 11/03/2025 at 03:37 UTC

264 upvotes, 20 top-level comments (showing 20)

Comments

Comment by OzzyBitcions at 11/03/2025 at 09:37 UTC

28 upvotes, 1 direct replies

For those wondering, if this was to really happen then the transaction wouldn't be valid (not enough characters in address) and the coins would not be gone forever

Comment by NoFreeWill08 at 11/03/2025 at 12:43 UTC

21 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I know it’s just a stupid skit but who the fuck would book a 70k vacation before securing the funds

Comment by Abject-Kick-3634 at 11/03/2025 at 06:35 UTC

19 upvotes, 3 direct replies

I sold LSD sheets in college for 200 bitcoins a sheet. You and I are not the same.

Comment by Ok-Butterscotch-7967 at 11/03/2025 at 12:13 UTC

10 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Never send the whole amount first time, always send a minimum amount over to make sure it sent where you wanted it to go with no snags, then do the rest! Always remember ‘memos’ if asked for them, iv lost couple hundred in the past by forgetting these

Comment by Correct-Potential-15 at 11/03/2025 at 05:54 UTC

5 upvotes, 0 direct replies

THE LAST BIT................

HE IS COOKED...

Comment by mbashs at 11/03/2025 at 12:56 UTC

6 upvotes, 0 direct replies

This was depressing. I hate this.

Comment by Bxprman at 11/03/2025 at 13:19 UTC

5 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Pay your tolls or your license will be suspended 😂

Comment by georeddit2018 at 11/03/2025 at 10:00 UTC

5 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Make it quick and painless, bro

Comment by tunited1 at 11/03/2025 at 14:40 UTC

5 upvotes, 0 direct replies

People with gambling addictions will not be able to tell the difference between a casino and bitcoin.

Comment by res0jyyt1 at 11/03/2025 at 17:18 UTC

4 upvotes, 1 direct replies

So what is the safest way to cash out Bitcoins? Asking for a friend of course.

Comment by callebbb at 11/03/2025 at 05:06 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Damnnnnnnnnnnn

Comment by Main_Purpose_8557 at 11/03/2025 at 16:10 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

What a rollercoaster of emotion lmao holy

Comment by Tight_Engineering317 at 11/03/2025 at 17:39 UTC

3 upvotes, 1 direct replies

The part that bothers me the most is how he holds the can while taking a drink.

Comment by gerhardsymons at 11/03/2025 at 19:10 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

funds are safu

Comment by Jimbob404error at 11/03/2025 at 19:18 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Good luck cashing that out lol

Comment by brianmt43 at 11/03/2025 at 20:05 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

FBI didn’t let it happen until they were up to date. Seized pretty much everything. Even friends I had in 8th grade and legally bought crypto got screwed. Buddy had well over the 3k bitcoin at that age and it was all taken by feds

Comment by MadOrange64 at 11/03/2025 at 21:04 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Honestly I’d try to cash a small amount for testing purposes before making the big one.

Comment by kaeptnkrunch_1337 at 11/03/2025 at 22:33 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Strg+A

Comment by ptofl at 12/03/2025 at 00:51 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Dude really sent 55k bitcoin in one transaction... If you ever make a lot of money, break that shit up. I know it's not in the same league but 2k gbp is a lot to me me and I once had a transaction of that amount held up for a couple days. Shat my pants.

Comment by TechkeyGirl16 at 12/03/2025 at 01:43 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I know it was fake, but I felt so much anxiety from this. 😬