Who writes these headlines?

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created by BentLikeDrums on 03/04/2022 at 18:43 UTC

172 upvotes, 10 top-level comments (showing 10)

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Comment by Apprehensive_End_861 at 03/04/2022 at 20:07 UTC

79 upvotes, 2 direct replies

I would like to see grandpa’s insane abs, please post.

Comment by papadopus at 03/04/2022 at 21:13 UTC

62 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Chisom Ndianefo[1] "is an experienced content writer, manager with years of experience in SEO."

1: https://www.inquisitr.com/author/1924

That's all this guy writes about:

-CrossFit Athlete Tia-Clair Toomey-Orr Flaunts Shredded Abs For 'The Real Work'

-Kelly Sildaru Flaunts Abs In Leggings And Sports Bra Set

-Vanessa Hudgens Hikes Up Leg In Skirt

-Megan Fox Flaunts Abs As 'SpaceX Flight Attendant'

-CrossFit Athlete Brooke Wells Flaunts Shredded Biceps

-Vanessa Hudgens Shows Off Abs In Sports Bra

Comment by Leroy-Leo at 03/04/2022 at 18:54 UTC

12 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Who’s Grandpa has she impressed??

Comment by woodbinusinteruptus at 03/04/2022 at 20:52 UTC

16 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Algorithms write them. The demise of our species is real.

Comment by jenrob1109 at 03/04/2022 at 21:05 UTC

5 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Bots write them lol

Comment by CrossfittingCorgiMom at 03/04/2022 at 22:52 UTC

2 upvotes, 1 direct replies

This seems like a Babylon Bee or The Onion headline

Comment by revmystic at 03/04/2022 at 23:07 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Very gud headline, if tru.

Comment by derr5678 at 03/04/2022 at 21:44 UTC

3 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Shit like this gets clicks. Crossposting shit like this to give it even more visibility gets clicks, as well.

It's garbage, but it's apparently fresh enough for this thread so at what point is it the consumer's responsibility to scroll right past this shit?

Comment by rwmort at 03/04/2022 at 22:53 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I mean where’s the lie?

Comment by StevenSerial at 03/04/2022 at 23:55 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Is it possibly a play on this recent news item? https://www.google.com/amp/s/torontosun.com/entertainment/celebrity/euphoria-star-sydney-sweeneys-grandparents-think-she-has-the-best-t-in-hollywood/wcm/9a858b81-f733-4dc9-ad4c-0badf31c57c2/amp/