https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiratard/comments/qphb2/please_welcome_the_newest_rconspiratard/
created by [deleted] on 09/03/2012 at 22:08 UTC
0 upvotes, 6 top-level comments (showing 6)
Comment by [deleted] at 10/03/2012 at 08:04 UTC
4 upvotes, 2 direct replies
mod me next
i'm a proven shill
Comment by Bcteagirl at 10/03/2012 at 03:20 UTC
9 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Congrats! :)
Comment by mossadi at 10/03/2012 at 03:32 UTC
10 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Hello fellow truth suppressors, mossadi checking in here. I just want you all to know I am mostly in this for the sweet payraise that comes with being the moderator of a forum full of disinfo agents and paid shills. My Jew greed wouldn't let me pass on this opportunity!
Remember folks, if you just deny deny deny they will never be able to prove anything and everybody will think they're crazy! Also, let's all remember to keep posting in our secret illuminati sandscript lizard code that only we and the most enlightened of our enemies can see (due to those damn malfunctioning implants, I knew the earlobe was a terrible place to put them!)
Comment by bobaf at 10/03/2012 at 05:14 UTC
5 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Welcome!
Comment by robotevil at 09/03/2012 at 22:40 UTC
9 upvotes, 2 direct replies
My plans to infiltrate the upper echelons of the Illuminati in order to turn /r/conspiratard into an official platform for the "RobotEvil 2012: Campaign for Truth and Good Things" is now complete. Muahhahaaa!
All joking aside, thank you, and I'll try to do my best to keep /r/Conspiratard an honest, good, unbiased and trustworthy news source. I am deeply honored that the CIA working in conjunction with Mossad has chosen us to help lead CENTCOM.
Comment by NotCOINTELPROAgent at 10/03/2012 at 00:46 UTC
7 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Welcome! You new guys brought cookies, right? Right??