Comment by [deleted] on 06/02/2014 at 16:03 UTC

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View submission: Dear Conspiracy, We Need to Talk.

Thanks.

Weird day for me so far. I woke up tied to a huge wooden stake about to be burned. Then suddenly its a surprise party in my honor. Then I was rescued by a gay unicorn who forced me to ride facing backwards.

I would be lying if I said I wasn't even slightly worried about how this weekend is going to pan out.

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Comment by Sachyriel at 06/02/2014 at 16:12 UTC

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How did you know the unicorn was gay?