Chicago, we can do better, let's go!

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created by scriminal on 03/02/2025 at 18:30 UTC

2214 upvotes, 32 top-level comments (showing 25)

Comments

Comment by Friendship_Fries at 03/02/2025 at 18:37 UTC

301 upvotes, 6 direct replies

They're not going to beat Wrigleyville after a Cubs game.

Comment by cozynite at 03/02/2025 at 19:54 UTC

145 upvotes, 4 direct replies

I have a friend in KY who trained his dog to crap on Mitch McConnell’s lawn every day on their walk. He wasn’t the only dog owner that did this.

Comment by roloplex at 03/02/2025 at 19:47 UTC

59 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Look, this isn't going to solve anything. Just saying if you are in the area you might as well.

Comment by DerpsAndRags at 03/02/2025 at 19:55 UTC

38 upvotes, 2 direct replies

How do you know it's not Trump supporters wanting the building to smell more like him, hmm?

Comment by WickedKoala at 03/02/2025 at 19:18 UTC

61 upvotes, 3 direct replies

I see your urine, and raise you mass defecation.

Comment by SteegP at 03/02/2025 at 18:44 UTC

56 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Let’s go number one I mean be number one

Comment by herabec at 03/02/2025 at 21:06 UTC

1 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Perhaps Dave Mathew's band could return for a special Encore "performance" of their 2004 showing but at Trump Tower.

Comment by acvcani at 03/02/2025 at 19:41 UTC

7 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Hahahhaha

Comment by flossiedaisy424 at 03/02/2025 at 20:59 UTC*

1 upvotes, 1 direct replies

A few years ago, my parents and I had just got off the architecture boat cruise and my 80 year old father had to pee. We went into the Trump hotel so he could tell everyone that he peed on Trump. He’s a retired union autoworker who can’t believe how many of his brethren have fallen for the bullshit of a “rich” NYC conman.

Comment by Grumpy-Old-Fool at 03/02/2025 at 19:08 UTC

38 upvotes, 1 direct replies

R/Chicago imitates Animal House : “I Think That This Situation Absolutely Requires A Really Futile And Stupid Gesture Be Done On Somebody’s Part.”

Comment by downvote_wholesome at 03/02/2025 at 20:11 UTC

1 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Isn’t that par for the course for any given street in New York?

Comment by bender445 at 03/02/2025 at 20:17 UTC

1 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Screenshot of a police scanner account on threads is the opposite of a source of information. Walk by there.

Comment by Emergency-Set-3799 at 03/02/2025 at 20:06 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

You can also poo into a jewel bag and put it in the lobby

Comment by 2836nwchim at 03/02/2025 at 20:49 UTC

1 upvotes, 2 direct replies

This was his goal all along! You know he loves the piss!

Comment by iamjackstuesday at 03/02/2025 at 19:41 UTC

8 upvotes, 2 direct replies

If your fight against "fascism" includes pissing on buildings, you're not really fighting against fascism.

Comment by notasmalldog at 03/02/2025 at 18:57 UTC

28 upvotes, 3 direct replies

yes, public urination will stop him once and for all

Comment by Puzzled-Shoe5997 at 03/02/2025 at 20:34 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Hydrate People! 💪

Comment by No-Shoulder-8452 at 03/02/2025 at 20:35 UTC

1 upvotes, 2 direct replies

Animals

Comment by Jhoag7750 at 03/02/2025 at 21:34 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Keep urinating!

Comment by spucci at 03/02/2025 at 19:40 UTC

5 upvotes, 3 direct replies

Eh, people live there and it does nothing to help the situation. Still funny as hell though. :)

Comment by inevitable-typo at 03/02/2025 at 20:00 UTC

1 upvotes, 2 direct replies

Yeah! Go show those Streets and Sanitation workers what you really think! That’ll teach Donald Trump not to mistreat immigrant and minority populations for sure!

Comment by Hot-Sock3403 at 03/02/2025 at 20:26 UTC

1 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I don’t condone this type of behavior. Although I’m not gonna say no to the people that do.

Comment by cthulhu6209 at 03/02/2025 at 20:38 UTC

1 upvotes, 1 direct replies

He will have a similar fate as hitler as his body will have to be moved and then later destroyed. Maybe he will have a burial but the casket will be empty and he will be buried at some remote mar a lago tee. This will have to happen because the amount of urine at the public burial site will eventually become a biohazard known as a “trump swamp”.

Comment by fingolfinz at 03/02/2025 at 19:48 UTC*

2 upvotes, 2 direct replies

I know I shouldn’t litter but I do always drop trash around the building when I’m in town and walking by that shit stain. I wish it would fuck off cos it ruins the otherwise picture perfect view

Edit: I heard your points and agree that I am indeed being an asshole. I apologize.

Comment by Vivid_Fox9683 at 03/02/2025 at 18:43 UTC

-27 upvotes, 8 direct replies

Performative nonsense that causes more blight?

Can we grow up? There are real things to be concerned about and real actions to take