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You're not going to get an answer to a question like that regarding an ongoing investigation, even if it's a simple yes/no. You never answer anything until all your ducks are in a row, and then you stick to the official statement, otherwise your legal department yells at you. But part of good PR is that you have to non-answer but do so in a way that doesn't seem terse or rude, hence the verbose, joke-y let-down.
There's nothing here!