Comment by _vargas_ on 30/01/2017 at 23:05 UTC*

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That was a dark day for me. I was on the verge of browsing fark. Luckily, I stumbled on pornhub first. Still, it was a little too close for comfort.

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Comment by cuteintern at 30/01/2017 at 23:19 UTC

300 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I had to do *work.* It was as terrible as it sounds.

Comment by JakeTheSnake0709 at 30/01/2017 at 23:33 UTC

23 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Luckily, I stumbled on pornhub first.

How is the gay midget porn category these days? I seem to recall you being an expert on the matter.

Comment by SiON42X at 31/01/2017 at 00:56 UTC

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Ladies and gentlemen, the only /u/*vargas* post with a realistic ending.

Comment by liartellinglies at 30/01/2017 at 23:41 UTC

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....that's it? That's the whole story?

Comment by taulover at 30/01/2017 at 23:32 UTC

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Almost missed the username.

Comment by Uniquitous at 31/01/2017 at 02:18 UTC

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Aww, poor old Fark! Quit picking on the elderly!

Comment by [deleted] at 31/01/2017 at 00:06 UTC

5 upvotes, 1 direct replies

You're no PocketNinja ;-)

Comment by MeNoEnglish at 30/01/2017 at 23:26 UTC

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I mean that's only good for 5 minutes

Comment by Trance354 at 31/01/2017 at 04:05 UTC

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Never again. Fark. Not even once.

Comment by tinfins at 31/01/2017 at 01:46 UTC

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And when vargas switches to fark, we all lose.

Comment by Tetizeraz at 30/01/2017 at 23:48 UTC

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You must have lost a lot of karma that day.

Comment by BurritoFueled at 31/01/2017 at 00:21 UTC

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You'll get over it.