Aight 😂 who's behind this

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created by Sunday-Money on 05/03/2025 at 15:03 UTC

494 upvotes, 11 top-level comments (showing 11)

Removed phone #

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Comment by RedHarryDank at 05/03/2025 at 15:33 UTC

60 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Never order calamari on the plains

Comment by Archit33ckt at 05/03/2025 at 16:35 UTC

120 upvotes, 5 direct replies

Out of curiosity I dialed the number on the poster while I was walking home last night. I immediately felt a slight breeze on my cheek followed by some rustling leaves and I heard what believed to be a traditional Japanese Taiko drum roll. There was an immediate ejaculation of purple and black smoke all around me, as I ran to throw myself into the nearest set of bushes. Midways through the air, I heard the absolutely unmistakable sound of a katana being sheathed, the timing lined up with a grueling pain pulsing through my nether region. As I straggled home I stopped at a Kroger bathroom to check into what kind of accident had occurred in my polo khakis. The procedure had been complete. I had always been deathly afraid of anteaters so the sheer idea of looking down at myself has always rang disturbing, now I don’t feel that anymore. I would highly recommend this service for yourself or as a thoughtful gift to a bashful loved one.

Comment by Red-Pharaoh at 05/03/2025 at 15:33 UTC

14 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Lmaooooooo where's this at

Comment by IdiotLoserisme at 05/03/2025 at 18:47 UTC

8 upvotes, 0 direct replies

well learned new English word thank you

Comment by NaPants at 06/03/2025 at 03:08 UTC

6 upvotes, 2 direct replies

I do not recommend their happy hour times, they take half off.

Comment by yohioloid at 05/03/2025 at 15:19 UTC

5 upvotes, 1 direct replies

LMAO??