Comment by getintheVandell on 02/03/2012 at 22:34 UTC

6 upvotes, 2 direct replies (showing 2)

View submission: Faces of r/atheism - My personal turning point.

Fuck, can you imagine him at the table?

• *HOSTESS, SERVING BRUNCH**: Would you like some toast with your fried ham, Lord?

• *GOD**: THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT, HEATHEN?

• *HOSTESS**: I'm.. sorry? It's just some pork.

• *GOD**: ME DAMNED, WOMAN! DIDST THOU NOT GET THE MESSAGE FROM LEVITICUS? <flips the table, turns hostess into salt> I *HATE* SWINE!

God would be the *worst* dinner guest.

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Comment by kalimashookdeday at 02/03/2012 at 22:45 UTC

5 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I don't know about you guys, but this is the kind of friend I want. Sounds like a bad dinner guest, but a fucking bad ass bar buddy.

Comment by dorkrock2 at 03/03/2012 at 02:32 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

They need to make this into a movie. I would love to see the christians of america flip out over how immensely offended they are and try to censor it to hell and back.