Comment by sistersucksx on 09/06/2021 at 18:26 UTC

1506 upvotes, 11 direct replies (showing 11)

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You said you didn’t make this decision lightly but didn’t say why the decision was made?❓

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Comment by Johnyknowhow at 09/06/2021 at 19:22 UTC

153 upvotes, 1 direct replies

...on one condition. That your questions stay completely non-hitting and are only presented in a way that lets us preach positive optics.

'Wow Reddit, I'm sure that was a hard decision to make! There will certainly be more exciting community fun events in the future though, right?'

'Mmm yes of course here at Reddit we love our community and sucking ourselves off mmmmm hngggggh god removing features makes me so erect hhhhhhhhhaaaaabgnbbbgjfhsbkadjfkak...'

Comment by UltimoRush at 09/06/2021 at 18:38 UTC

180 upvotes, 2 direct replies

That's all I'm interested in here. I could see potential liability concerns since real names and addresses are involved.

But they're probably shutting it down because it doesn't make enough money. That's why they'll never tell us.

Comment by SmithRoadBookClub69 at 09/06/2021 at 20:50 UTC

16 upvotes, 0 direct replies

If you look at the first letter in each sentence it spells out “Because we weren’t making enough money so go fuck yourselves.”

Comment by ShowerCheese at 09/06/2021 at 22:51 UTC

8 upvotes, 0 direct replies

That's corporate-speak for "We know this will piss of the userbase but we couldn't make enough money off of it so who cares"

Comment by tiefling_sorceress at 09/06/2021 at 19:45 UTC

12 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Money!

Comment by Absolut_Iceland at 09/06/2021 at 18:45 UTC

37 upvotes, 1 direct replies

$$$$$$$$$

Comment by TrainerRed45 at 10/06/2021 at 00:24 UTC

7 upvotes, 0 direct replies

They don’t want to spell it out for you, but I will: Greed

Comment by slyfoxninja at 10/06/2021 at 01:38 UTC

7 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Because fuck you that's why! - reddit

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3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

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0 upvotes, 0 direct replies

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Comment by [deleted] at 10/06/2021 at 18:42 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Too much work, not enough $$ would be my guess.