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If you spread some black makeup on your face to make you look black, you can become black! Just don’t think about 10 years from now when you get fired for wearing blackface...
Comment by iushciuweiush at 29/06/2020 at 23:48 UTC
11 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Just make sure you're a card carrying member of a certain political party and you'll be exempted from retaliation.
Comment by 81isastanleycupchamp at 29/06/2020 at 23:50 UTC
8 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Just run for governor of Virginia or pm of Canada and you’ll be fine.