The ultimate flex

Not gonna lie... coming off the plane, seeing a big ass queue and then just walking past all those people with a big asshole's smile on my face... that does give me a sense of superiority. I'm probably a bad person, but fuckit, I feel special when it happens to me, I can't help it. :D

Comment by Chef_Face at 30/08/2021 at 13:58 UTC

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I just started an internship with a company in Europe.

I'm hoping that it may become a lifeline for me to escape the States.

Comment by chillerll at 30/08/2021 at 11:20 UTC

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I've got a boner just reading this

Comment by [deleted] at 30/08/2021 at 12:18 UTC

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The opposite is being from the uk and seeing big signs basically saying “get in the long line, you know what you did”

Comment by [deleted] at 30/08/2021 at 12:26 UTC

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Comment by 0-IOI-0 at 30/08/2021 at 16:13 UTC

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Heh, read this just after walking through a Schengen gate

Comment by ArthurDenttheSecond at 30/08/2021 at 11:41 UTC

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Sad British noises*

Happy remembering I'm also German noises*

Comment by enake at 30/08/2021 at 12:01 UTC

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Cries in Romanian

Comment by Hamsternoir at 30/08/2021 at 13:30 UTC

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Cries in English

Comment by Bk1963666 at 30/08/2021 at 14:06 UTC

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Comment by EekleBerry at 30/08/2021 at 15:13 UTC

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Comment by utopista114 at 30/08/2021 at 16:13 UTC

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"Look, a long line to enter"

"nah, I'll go to the automatic machines, nobody's there"

"you need an European passport for those"

(smirks back) "hehe"

Comment by AbstractBettaFish at 30/08/2021 at 23:00 UTC

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I remember one of the first times I went to Europe my mom was giving be shit cause she was able to use the EU gate because she’s and Irish citizen. I just said “what are you celebrating you’re still going to have to wait for me to go through the main line anyway”

Comment by [deleted] at 30/08/2021 at 12:47 UTC

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I'm having a weekend away in the EU with a British friend in October.

Am I going to waltz through the EU gate at the airport, knowing full well I'm going to have to wait half an hour for him to get through the international peasant gate? Yes. Absolutely. 100% worth it.