Schlandige Freiheiten

http://i.imgur.com/C53Zyp2.jpg

created by CitoyenEuropeen on 25/01/2020 at 19:19 UTC

1098 upvotes, 21 top-level comments (showing 21)

Comments

Comment by LordGuille at 25/01/2020 at 20:10 UTC

538 upvotes, 9 direct replies

Fuck smoking indoors tho

Comment by [deleted] at 25/01/2020 at 19:42 UTC

224 upvotes, 2 direct replies

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Comment by [deleted] at 25/01/2020 at 19:43 UTC

63 upvotes, 4 direct replies

What tv show is that?

Asking for a friend...

Comment by greenboii69 at 25/01/2020 at 19:54 UTC

152 upvotes, 1 direct replies

You also have the freiheit of not going bankrupt in case you break a limb. Just European things.

Comment by Pineloko at 25/01/2020 at 19:31 UTC

299 upvotes, 5 direct replies

I do not appreciate the "freedom" of smoking indoors

Cause it infringes upon my freedom to not inhale poison. If you don't care about your health that's your thing, but when you force me to inhale your smoke we've got an issue

Comment by BHJK90 at 25/01/2020 at 21:33 UTC

26 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Deutschland, fick ja!

Comment by [deleted] at 25/01/2020 at 21:05 UTC

29 upvotes, 1 direct replies

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Comment by Alantuktuk at 25/01/2020 at 20:48 UTC

54 upvotes, 2 direct replies

Yes, but is your president allowed to promote white supremacy?

Because ours does.

Comment by x1rom at 26/01/2020 at 02:17 UTC

10 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Iirc smoking indoors is banned in Germany since 2006. Could be wrong about the year but it's definitely banned.

Comment by rollTighroll at 25/01/2020 at 21:31 UTC

12 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I mean I’d dump on our gigantic prison population if I were you.

Though I wanna ask - so for some reason sex worker advocates have some major problem with I think the German system. Is there something super fucked up about it that I don’t know?

Comment by lordsleepyhead at 25/01/2020 at 20:20 UTC

16 upvotes, 3 direct replies

Ah but can you truly have Freedom™ when people constantly tell you it's not okay to use the n-word?

Comment by HugodeCrevellier at 25/01/2020 at 21:22 UTC

10 upvotes, 1 direct replies

US redditor goes: Checkmate.

Comment by Bob-Slob at 26/01/2020 at 12:11 UTC

3 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Currently in the States, I’ve seen kinder eggs everywhere. I was shocked that the internet lied to me.

Comment by CitoyenEuropeen at 25/01/2020 at 19:20 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

illustration u/Blasebalg via r/SCHLAND

Comment by Little_Viking23 at 26/01/2020 at 15:38 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Yeah but can you buy assault rifles at Rewe? I don’t think so.

Comment by [deleted] at 26/01/2020 at 01:38 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Wie heißt das Vieh da unten?

Comment by thefirelane at 26/01/2020 at 12:35 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

"this could be anywhere".... Umm isn't prostitution strictly regulated and restricted to certain areas?

Gambling as depicted in the image has similar restrictions too, correct?

Comment by cyberviolette99 at 28/01/2020 at 13:13 UTC

1 upvotes, 1 direct replies

SÜSSE FREIHEIT!

Comment by IZiOstra at 26/01/2020 at 08:20 UTC

1 upvotes, 2 direct replies

Question : why do you guys go to the sauna naked ?

Comment by RaTheRealGod at 25/01/2020 at 22:55 UTC

0 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Well smoking inside is not legal but ok.

Comment by rdmracer at 26/01/2020 at 12:48 UTC

-1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Well, the Americans (together with the British and Canadians) brought it there though. It just grew better on the post '45 German soil.