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View submission: Stardew Valley MC vs Terraria MC
wakes up at exactly 4:30 AM down to the picosecond
goes fishing, completes angler quest
goes back to bed and sleeps for 22 hours
repeats 50 times
never sleeps again afterwards
Comment by Educational-Monk-393 at 14/01/2024 at 19:24 UTC
1109 upvotes, 5 direct replies
catches 10 million bass during this process
Comment by NoOn3_1415 at 14/01/2024 at 21:18 UTC
187 upvotes, 4 direct replies
wake up floating off the beach
some guy wearing insane armor and wielding a sword longer than I am pulls me to shore
he's carrying a backpack stuffed with all manner of trinkets and various items
the guy is terrifying and I want him gone
come up with the idea to send him on a quest for a super rare fish only found in the most remote and dangerous place I know of. I tell him he'll get some junk I've got around as a reward
he leaves immediately
it's just past 4:30 in the morning. Hopefully he won't come back
23 and a half hours pass
the guy shows up again and hands me the fish. I give him some bait and a spare tackle box I find, hoping he'll be placated
the guy puts down a chest, dumps in a bunch of fish from some strange void portal, and straight up disappears
immediately some other dude in plain clothes appears carrying nothing but a bronze, or maybe copper sword
pulls a fish out of the chest and hands it to me
it's the same one I had the first guy find
how the hell? I was confident that only one of these things existed
hand him an anchor I found on the beach
he seems satisfied and leaves. Wait, was his name just the first guy's name with a 1 after it? What's going on here?
someone else shows up and gives me another fish from the chest
this is getting weird
the same thing repeats for like a dozen more npc lookin idiots who all just shove another fish at me
4:30 finally arrives. That's the time that first guy talked to me, so I use that as an excuse to say the quest changed and hopefully stop this madness
no one else shows up, so I think it might finally be over
4:15 the next night the first guy shows up again with a new shipment of the fish I said I wanted instead
oh no
Comment by emailo1 at 14/01/2024 at 20:47 UTC
22 upvotes, 1 direct replies
me rn i just need one item to make the cellphone and the fucking fisher doesn't wanna hive it to me
Comment by JustACreep013 at 14/01/2024 at 23:31 UTC
16 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Wakes up in Ginger Island.
Collects all the Ancient Fruit.
Travels back home to visit the green house.
Collects all the Ancient Fruit.
Sells all the Ancient Fruit.
Goes back to Ginger Island.
Sleeps for a whole week.
Repeat until 'Millionaire'.
Comment by Nerd-with-a-Pencil at 14/01/2024 at 20:52 UTC
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Don’t forget skipping the rest of the day once a week
Comment by TheSteelPhantom at 14/01/2024 at 22:43 UTC
7 upvotes, 4 direct replies
I've only lightly dabbled in Terraria, and it was usually with others in "Calamity" who were super far advanced or knew what they were doing... Been thinking about doing a clean play just by myself to really learn it. What's this fishing thing you're alluding to, and what does it accomplish?
Comment by MinerDiner at 15/01/2024 at 03:42 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
"I've I've slept enough years to sleep for a life time. I don't need any more sleep"
Comment by yanzin_fan_of_Altair at 14/01/2024 at 23:44 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
hibernation