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View submission: The Mental Gymnastics is Infuriating
A mouth breather is someone who is too stupid to remember to close their mouth and breathe through their nose. A mouth breeder holds eggs or newly hatched young in their mouth, e.g. cichlids.
Steve is clearly a mouth breather. Kudos to you for telling him like it is. I heard magats like people who tell it how it is.
Comment by not_notable at 08/03/2025 at 20:12 UTC
36 upvotes, 2 direct replies
He does sound like he could be a disguised alien infiltrator unsure how to fit in with human society. He could well be a mouth-breeder.
Comment by epicurean_barbarian at 08/03/2025 at 21:08 UTC
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I wish Steve and all his ilk would practice mouth breeding exclusively.
Comment by Soma2710 at 08/03/2025 at 23:21 UTC
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Love cichlids (African for me). I used to work in a pet store, and a customer was concerned and came up to me saying “your fish are fighting!!”
“Umm…that’s not…entirely accurate”.