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View submission: Disagreement in /r/xkcd after Randall fires shots through the friendzone
I really hope they know that Randall the "virgin neckbeard" is married...
Comment by mark10579 at 03/02/2014 at 21:10 UTC
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Irrelevant. He disagrees with me, therefor he is a virgin neckbeard. QED.
Comment by TheDorkMan at 04/02/2014 at 03:20 UTC
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He could theoretically very well still be a virgin and wear a neckbeard.
There is no law forbidding it after marriage.
Comment by Vandredd at 04/02/2014 at 15:51 UTC
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When has a man actually being a virgin mattered when trying to shame him?
Comment by chewy_pewp_bar at 05/02/2014 at 00:41 UTC
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I thought he was widowed? (or whatever the male equivalent is)