https://i.redd.it/foqebz0nsj091.png
created by weird_dude_69_420 on 20/05/2022 at 03:11 UTC
42895 upvotes, 206 top-level comments (showing 25)
Comment by WeSaidMeh at 20/05/2022 at 03:16 UTC
3380 upvotes, 29 direct replies
This is exactly my experience, glad I'm not alone. Why is this?
Comment by cmdkeyy at 20/05/2022 at 05:02 UTC
973 upvotes, 3 direct replies
And when it does load, it plays in terrible quality before freezing after the first 5 seconds
Comment by OffBrandNameBrand at 20/05/2022 at 05:19 UTC
457 upvotes, 7 direct replies
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If Reddit devs need a hand, I am sure that r/ProgrammerHumor community could make a better video player just for the meme.
Comment by dummyDummyOne at 20/05/2022 at 04:30 UTC
574 upvotes, 2 direct replies
if it's a gif, serve .mp4 with no audio if it's an mp4, serve .gif
Comment by -NiMa- at 20/05/2022 at 05:26 UTC
240 upvotes, 2 direct replies
`if (Video.LiveStream()){`
`RedditVideoPlayer.PlayFullHD();`
`}`
Comment by KickinWithKaine at 20/05/2022 at 04:02 UTC
625 upvotes, 5 direct replies
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const VideoHandler = (): void -> { if (Video.IsInteresting() || Math.random() > 0.5) { RedditVideoPlayer.Freeze(); } else { RedditVideoPlayer.Play(); } };
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Comment by whiznat at 20/05/2022 at 04:24 UTC
356 upvotes, 6 direct replies
This is fake. Reddit never just plays a video. You have to reload the page at least once, often twice, occasionally over and over and over.
Comment by petergriffin1115 at 20/05/2022 at 05:10 UTC
267 upvotes, 2 direct replies
If livestream:
runSoSmoothlyFeelsLikeOfline()
Comment by ApatheticWithoutTheA at 20/05/2022 at 04:36 UTC
95 upvotes, 2 direct replies
Amazing with how much Reddit is worth, they can’t hire a developer to fix the fucking video player!
Comment by [deleted] at 20/05/2022 at 05:46 UTC
41 upvotes, 2 direct replies
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Comment by coulls at 20/05/2022 at 04:21 UTC
33 upvotes, 2 direct replies
I think I hit the other routine all the time.., the one where video brightness is set to 1000% on some videos. Ha ha!
Comment by GodGrabber at 20/05/2022 at 07:19 UTC
31 upvotes, 2 direct replies
document.onLoad = () => {
RedditVideoPlayer.play();
RedditVideoPlayer.stop();
RedditVideoPlayer.play();
RedditVideoPlayer.stop();
RedditVideoPlayer.play();
RedditVideoPlayer.stop();
if(Math.random() > 0.7) RedditVideoPlayer.play()
}
Comment by [deleted] at 20/05/2022 at 07:06 UTC
25 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Comment by GoldenretriverYT at 20/05/2022 at 06:24 UTC
20 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Now we know why livestreams always play. They aren't interesting.
Comment by PineCone227 at 20/05/2022 at 08:33 UTC
10 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Where are the DisplayRandomNoise() and DistortSound() functions?
Comment by user32532 at 20/05/2022 at 08:31 UTC
17 upvotes, 1 direct replies
an important part is missing like
`video.setQuality("4KUHD")`
`if (video.hasFinishedPlayingOnce()){`
`video.setQuality("120p")`
`video.enableRandomStutter(true)`
`}`
Comment by LKZToroH at 20/05/2022 at 11:34 UTC
6 upvotes, 4 direct replies
I don't know other options for web reddit but for mobile I use RIF as my reddit "browser" and I have 0 problems with videos using it. It even works for redgifs
Comment by [deleted] at 20/05/2022 at 06:26 UTC
6 upvotes, 1 direct replies
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Comment by BertyTheBook at 20/05/2022 at 11:24 UTC
6 upvotes, 0 direct replies
if (Video.isAd()) { RedditVideoPlayer.LoadPriority(); }
Comment by ogreUnwanted at 20/05/2022 at 12:57 UTC*
6 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I know this is for fun and humour. But the syntax looks like typescript, but the naming convention of pascal case throws me off.
What is it?
Comment by DividedState at 20/05/2022 at 05:08 UTC
5 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Needs some time.sleep and endless buffering while loops.
Comment by Chamkaar at 20/05/2022 at 03:53 UTC
4 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Hahah happens to me all the time
Comment by [deleted] at 20/05/2022 at 05:21 UTC
5 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Freeze method: Hang the whole f*** cellphone
Comment by [deleted] at 20/05/2022 at 07:59 UTC
4 upvotes, 1 direct replies
The Intellisense doesn't show errors, this might be the real thing actually.
Comment by d3vil401 at 20/05/2022 at 08:07 UTC
4 upvotes, 0 direct replies
The line 3 (first if) should have not been using an OR || but an AND &&
At least from my experience