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created by sleepiestOracle on 08/03/2025 at 03:06 UTC
853 upvotes, 82 top-level comments (showing 25)
Comment by Hereticrick at 08/03/2025 at 04:59 UTC
43 upvotes, 2 direct replies
Iowa and Nebraska are pot and kettle calling each other black.
Comment by KitsuFae at 08/03/2025 at 03:24 UTC
101 upvotes, 5 direct replies
Florida and Texas
Comment by krichard-21 at 08/03/2025 at 03:39 UTC
49 upvotes, 3 direct replies
Specifically, I am willing to give up - The Mar-a-Lago Club.
When can we complete the deal?
Comment by sleepiestOracle at 08/03/2025 at 03:31 UTC
40 upvotes, 2 direct replies
Guys, iowa said nebraska. Smh. Maybe they are right. Lmao.
Comment by WombatWithFedora at 08/03/2025 at 04:07 UTC
10 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Florida
Comment by Parkyguy at 08/03/2025 at 03:58 UTC
9 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I’m still thinking Oklahoma, you know… for the sake of peace.
Comment by twinkerton_by_weezer at 08/03/2025 at 04:01 UTC
5 upvotes, 0 direct replies
i vote for removing colorado, iowa, missouri, kansas, oklahoma and texas. i swear this has nothing to do with football.
Comment by iowabewild at 08/03/2025 at 03:44 UTC
11 upvotes, 1 direct replies
As an Iowan. I would be totally okay with Nebraska invading Iowa and making the border move from the river to the crest of the Loess Hills.
Make the hills a demilitarized zone!
Comment by ApocalypseBaking at 08/03/2025 at 05:03 UTC
5 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I’d personally like to give Putin Florida
Comment by fistcityfieldtrips at 08/03/2025 at 11:50 UTC
4 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Carter Lake!
Comment by Small-Grass-3952 at 08/03/2025 at 03:31 UTC
10 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Texas and Alabama
Comment by taita25 at 08/03/2025 at 04:20 UTC
4 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Eh, give it another few years and we'll all be Russian or Russian equivalents anyway
Comment by continuousBaBa at 08/03/2025 at 07:21 UTC
4 upvotes, 0 direct replies
They're the same picture
Comment by warhamer40k3r at 08/03/2025 at 05:35 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
As a Nebraskan can I vote to give up Nebraska? Otherwise Florida or Texas
Comment by shrimpsauce91 at 08/03/2025 at 18:27 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
My bathroom. They can have mine. I’ll happily cross my legs until the war is over!
(Don’t come after me, it’s a MASH reference)
Comment by Mcjnbaker at 08/03/2025 at 18:55 UTC
3 upvotes, 2 direct replies
Nebraskans believe that they have kids in school dressed up like cats using a litter box!!!! a Nebraska senator, actually proposed a bill believing that horseshit if they only knew where that story originated from
Comment by artful_todger_502 at 08/03/2025 at 04:27 UTC
4 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Putin wouldn't have to bomb. Trump and Musk would hand over whatever it took to pay off Trump's debt to the Russian Bratva apparatchik.
If this was the Wizard of Oz, Putin would be the man behind the curtain, Trump would be the Cowardly Lion. Musk, a flying monkey.
Comment by rambokok87 at 08/03/2025 at 03:13 UTC
2 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Belgie 🙃
Comment by No-Chemical595 at 08/03/2025 at 06:15 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Florida. He can have Florida.
Comment by AccidentalDemolition at 08/03/2025 at 12:24 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I'm going with Texas or Florida.
Comment by Bullyfrogged at 08/03/2025 at 14:00 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
At least we have public utilities here….for now.
Comment by natteulven at 08/03/2025 at 14:15 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Honestly we might be better off
Comment by Icy_Carob_6125 at 08/03/2025 at 16:07 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I'd give up DC
Comment by Thedankielamba at 08/03/2025 at 16:26 UTC
2 upvotes, 1 direct replies
A reverse Dakota
Comment by tehdamonkey at 08/03/2025 at 18:09 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I have a list.
