"I also choose this guy's dead wife."

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5c79n0/you_can_have_sex_with_one_real_person_from_all_of/d9uf56l/?context=1

created by UnholyDemigod on 08/10/2019 at 12:12 UTC

14927 upvotes, 58 top-level comments (showing 25)

Comments

Comment by sorenslothe at 08/10/2019 at 12:36 UTC

2976 upvotes, 7 direct replies

Still one of the funniest responses I've ever read on this site.

Comment by Long-Danzi at 08/10/2019 at 13:43 UTC

966 upvotes, 7 direct replies

Ah yes reddit history!

Also this[1] are some thoughts from the guy left the comment. He said he is very much ok with it, and he (and his wife probably would’ve) found it funny also.

1: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/8qx0ar/reddit_what_is_a_legendary_comment_thread_that/e0n8nfp/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Comment by lazy_as_shitfuck at 08/10/2019 at 14:04 UTC

162 upvotes, 7 direct replies

I remember this happening, how was it two years ago?

Comment by Avreal at 08/10/2019 at 12:57 UTC

78 upvotes, 3 direct replies

I would have thought this is already on here. Definitely belongs.

Comment by mikeitclassy at 08/10/2019 at 15:54 UTC

49 upvotes, 4 direct replies

that was only 2 years ago??

Comment by KaleMakesMeSad at 08/10/2019 at 18:31 UTC

21 upvotes, 0 direct replies

This will never not be my favorite Reddit comment of all time.

Comment by tomgabriele at 08/10/2019 at 12:36 UTC

40 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Excellent choice, thanks for the post/exhibit.

Comment by liltooclinical at 08/10/2019 at 13:39 UTC

14 upvotes, 0 direct replies

It's baffling to me how quickly that thread devolves into a goofy names meme. I did appreciate "& Knuckles" though.

Comment by NotMarcus7 at 08/10/2019 at 16:46 UTC

11 upvotes, 1 direct replies

In that thread is a guy that posted a LoL AMA with 400 gilds, and in THAT thread is a guy that said he’d eat a dick if it got that high, and followed through.

Comment by RaghavChari at 26/10/2019 at 18:27 UTC

13 upvotes, 2 direct replies

I want to ask, I'm just genuinely curious, what's so funny about this comment? It seems pretty average. Maybe I don't understand the humour behind it?

Comment by FrankieTse404 at 08/10/2019 at 13:55 UTC

5 upvotes, 0 direct replies

u/phil8248

Comment by Elharion0202 at 23/01/2020 at 21:49 UTC

5 upvotes, 0 direct replies

That man now has almost a year of reddit premium

Comment by Astoryinfromthewild at 09/10/2019 at 07:53 UTC

6 upvotes, 2 direct replies

He got 27k updoots but his profile only shows 9k total. How?

Comment by goliath17 at 21/07/2022 at 09:46 UTC

3 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I was looking at the dead wife guy’s post history and the top comment to one of his top posts[1] brings to question his story, at least the wholesomeness aspect of it.

1: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/11zw7s/5_years_ago_last_friday_my_wife_passed_from/c6r0ldb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3

Comment by [deleted] at 08/10/2019 at 15:45 UTC

14 upvotes, 0 direct replies

It was hilarious then.

It's not hilarious when the ten thousandth person has commented it whenever someone mentions their wife. Stop it.

Comment by nathanweisser at 08/10/2019 at 18:36 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I'm surprised this hasn't been on here before

Comment by [deleted] at 19/11/2019 at 17:19 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

this isnt funny he just said hes going to fuck a dead person

Comment by Frost027 at 06/01/2020 at 08:11 UTC

2 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Honestly don't see how people find it so funny. The guy was being really sincere

Comment by sushiwalker29 at 06/01/2020 at 16:17 UTC

2 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Why did someone give it a WHOLESOME award

Comment by thebestdaysofmyflerm at 07/03/2020 at 00:24 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

What happened to this subreddit?

Comment by [deleted] at 12/03/2020 at 07:21 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Well the subs dead, and I'm a piece of history now.

remember me.

Comment by EnderFyre_ at 01/12/2022 at 17:22 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Was this the very first instance of people saying "I also pick this guy's (insert thing here)" ?

Comment by [deleted] at 09/10/2019 at 00:25 UTC

4 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Reddit used to be so fucking great. It’s a god damn shame what’s happened here. This comment would be removed in a heartbeat now.

Comment by [deleted] at 08/10/2019 at 13:44 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I remember this post! I have a screenshot of this post!! Funny then, funny now.

Comment by Hetstaine at 08/10/2019 at 13:49 UTC

1 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I'm just glad it led to the JBourne sub.