The great condom story

https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/a8vn3u

created by iTzHard on 21/06/2019 at 22:18 UTC

871 upvotes, 30 top-level comments (showing 25)

Comments

Comment by UnholyDemigod at 26/06/2019 at 07:54 UTC

1 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Reminder: this subreddit allows posts that are famous. They don't have to be good. This post is extremely well known in /r/teenagers.

Comment by [deleted] at 22/06/2019 at 03:10 UTC

157 upvotes, 4 direct replies

What's so great about this story? I'm confused

Comment by Gandeloft at 22/06/2019 at 03:05 UTC*

247 upvotes, 3 direct replies

Why is this supposedly so great? What am I missing? I've read the OP and a ~~few~~ load of comments of it.

Comment by B-Va at 23/06/2019 at 11:11 UTC

20 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Isn’t this subreddit really picky about what it features? Why is this drivel here?

Comment by INeedMoreCreativity at 22/06/2019 at 03:14 UTC

65 upvotes, 0 direct replies

So a kid says 2 snarky (but justified) things in response to 2 snarky people?

I don’t see what’s so great about it.

Comment by TheBakingSeal at 22/06/2019 at 13:21 UTC

24 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Why did Reddit go crazy over such a stupid and fake story?

Comment by sweetrolljim at 22/06/2019 at 06:59 UTC

33 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Not really very interesting.

Comment by AnonJdhakg at 30/12/2021 at 14:38 UTC

9 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Anybody know what the post originally said

Comment by [deleted] at 30/12/2021 at 09:25 UTC

6 upvotes, 0 direct replies

It is now deleted

Comment by Juicestation at 22/06/2019 at 03:23 UTC

13 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Should’ve gone and put the deodorant aside after the aren’t you too Young comment

Comment by SnazzyZubloids at 22/06/2019 at 05:32 UTC

30 upvotes, 1 direct replies

This probably belongs in r/thathappened.

Comment by CalciumOverlord at 22/06/2019 at 20:39 UTC

6 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Guy: this ain't my first rodeo

Narrator: it was

Comment by Sevc977 at 03/07/2019 at 23:19 UTC

4 upvotes, 1 direct replies

The reddit app has notified me everyday for 12 days about this stupid ass post. Please god make it stop

Comment by ZiggoCiP at 22/06/2019 at 21:49 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I mean, I guess it has 105k upvotes (fucking why though?)

Comment by iTzHard at 18/03/2023 at 21:41 UTC

3 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Original post:

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`Everyone said buying condoms was no big deal and nobody would say anything....`

​

`Well that was a fucking lie.`

`I pull up at Walgreens and I walk over to the aisle with condoms. I go “well shit, I guess i need some deodorant too.” So I pick some up and then grab a box of condoms.`

`I get to the checkout line, i’m standing there and this one old lady is like “excuse me son, mind me asking how old you are?” And i’m like “Ummm I’m 16?” Then she purses her lips and makes this judging ass face and says, “Aren’t you a little young to be using those?”`

`At this point the other 5 people in the line are all looking at me so I got angry and just started acting snarky. “Oh, my bad lady, Imma just hit it raw and hope she don’t get knocked up.” She felt offended so she shut up pretty quick.`

`AND THEN when I get to the front of the line, the fucking cashier scans the box, smiles and says, “first time with these?” Are you fucking kidding me? Why would he ask that? Whatever. I just said “Um no second actually.” (Even though it was actually my first).`

`Ughhh. Anyways I hate people. I just want to buy some condoms in peace damn.`

`Edit: Well of course my one post that gets any attention is about buying condoms smh`

`Edit 2: Now it’s on r/all and had gold wtf`

Comment by PositiveFalse at 22/06/2019 at 07:45 UTC

7 upvotes, 0 direct replies

When BUYING the condom is the story, it's most certainly NOT a great condom story...

Comment by free-the-sugondese at 22/06/2019 at 19:35 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Honestly it wasn’t that funny and probably fake why did people think it was so hilarious

Comment by [deleted] at 02/07/2019 at 03:33 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Shouldn't be here.

Comment by [deleted] at 05/07/2019 at 18:56 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I once had the idea of building a condome to turn yellow if it had contracted STD.

Comment by BleaKrytE at 03/08/2019 at 03:01 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I'm sure I've read a similar version of this on Facebook

Comment by MCRusher at 23/10/2019 at 21:39 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Fuck why do I have that post upvoted I can't remember this shit.

Comment by Xx_tarishahasan_XX at 19/08/2023 at 21:16 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

r/teenagers

more like r/cringe

Comment by 50HellsofPain at 17/10/2019 at 01:23 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

923 moderators, 228 premium users and 472 NSFW users

Comment by Chris-Lens-Flare at 22/06/2019 at 00:19 UTC

-10 upvotes, 0 direct replies

This needs to be added to the Museum.

Comment by TheSilverSoldier at 22/06/2019 at 02:12 UTC

-19 upvotes, 0 direct replies

It has been added, nice.