The CBAT Story

https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/1j1w61w/the_cbat_story/

created by Affectionate-Sun7561 on 02/03/2025 at 17:27 UTC

3484 upvotes, 34 top-level comments (showing 25)

"TIFU / My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex is weird and a major turn off"

Original on r/tifu (removed)

Update on r/tifu

Repost on u/TylerLife's profile

Repost with update on r/BestofRedditorUpdates

the song itself

Comments

Comment by ube1kenobi at 02/03/2025 at 18:58 UTC

1507 upvotes, 7 direct replies

I remember laughing so hard at this. Hearing the song and reading the post was too much for me. And then when I heard reddit posts on YouTube and this came up... lol to hear others reacting the same way and trying to get through the story was gold lol

Comment by Dubbs444 at 02/03/2025 at 20:36 UTC

383 upvotes, 1 direct replies

One of my fave Reddit moments ever, honored to have witnessed this in real time

Comment by AbsintheReborn at 02/03/2025 at 18:01 UTC

437 upvotes, 2 direct replies

I think it's fitting to include this one on here as well:

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/s/1TzAUtpH1c

Comment by PennyG at 02/03/2025 at 20:58 UTC

150 upvotes, 1 direct replies

This is my favorite ever Reddit event.

Comment by Cheesy_Wotsit at 02/03/2025 at 19:56 UTC

84 upvotes, 3 direct replies

I heard CBAT on the sodding bus the other day. I mean ... wtf???

Comment by broooooooce at 02/03/2025 at 19:58 UTC

90 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I know I'm not the only one who tried to get a feel for this, i.e. still sitting but slightly thrusting to the beat only to nearly fall out of the chair from laughing xD

^(Duht DUh-duht dut dut-dut-dut duuuuh)

Comment by deepsixz at 02/03/2025 at 23:12 UTC

158 upvotes, 1 direct replies

best part

The other day we were having sex with no music but I was still thrusting to the tune playing in my head. She recognised this and asked me to stop.

Comment by Sufficient_Doubt4283 at 03/03/2025 at 04:37 UTC

65 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I knew about CBAT being his favorite song, but after going back through these, I found out there was a whole Playlist, and holy shit hearing the songs on it is an experience.

I didn't think it could get more hysterical than CBAT, yet only like 5 songs in there was a trap beat remix for milkshake by Kelis. I haven't laughed this hard all week.

Comment by LinxESP at 02/03/2025 at 19:31 UTC

97 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I imagine his thoughts prior to this:

"I (23M) need a playlist for banging my girlfriend (18F). Is this good enough, right?"

And the 25s mark hitting like truck

Comment by Netsugake at 02/03/2025 at 23:06 UTC

51 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Last Friday I put on some music with Milady for the first time, and the first thing she said entering the room is "This just makes me think of the CBAT guy"

Comment by tron3747 at 03/03/2025 at 09:30 UTC

37 upvotes, 2 direct replies

OP how could you not add this??

https://www.reddit.com/r/196/s/CTNKxikPro

Comment by IceNein at 02/03/2025 at 21:58 UTC

65 upvotes, 1 direct replies

That song is the aural embodiment of a penis losing its erection.

Comment by starflite at 03/03/2025 at 00:49 UTC

53 upvotes, 3 direct replies

My favorite part was when people made videos showing how they thought he was moving to the music and none of them could make it look like a good time.

Comment by kylaroma at 02/03/2025 at 19:12 UTC

45 upvotes, 0 direct replies

NOT THIS SONG 😂😭😂😭 This poor woman

Comment by Jades5150 at 02/03/2025 at 19:07 UTC

11 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Yeah, but where’s the original post!?

Like the OG where he inquires about the song???

Comment by holy-reddit-batman at 03/03/2025 at 14:43 UTC

12 upvotes, 1 direct replies

This is absolutely museum -worthy! I laughed so hard when learning about this years ago! People doubted he could think like that, but my ex would prove otherwise. Some people...🤦🏻‍♀️

Comment by Podzilla07 at 02/03/2025 at 20:39 UTC

9 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I memba lol

Comment by lilacpeaches at 04/03/2025 at 03:52 UTC

9 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I feel like you have to include the entire “lovemaking” playlist that he dropped as well: https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwrcKBhbuIzXkg144tcNMRfndccJl1jow[1]. I’m not sure if it’s still on his page.

1: https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwrcKBhbuIzXkg144tcNMRfndccJl1jow

Comment by Ansh_6743 at 03/03/2025 at 10:29 UTC

7 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Been a while since this sub was in my feeed

Comment by QualityProof at 03/03/2025 at 07:39 UTC

6 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Why not add the text so it's there in case the posts are deleted u/Affectionate-Sun7561. Won't take much time or effort

Comment by PraetorianXVIII at 03/03/2025 at 01:07 UTC

5 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Great song for checking out your cumbox

Comment by zombcakes at 02/03/2025 at 21:18 UTC

5 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Peak internet

Comment by IAmCaptainDolphin at 03/03/2025 at 19:55 UTC

5 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Genuinely one of the funniest events in the history of the internet

Comment by zetzuei at 03/03/2025 at 01:36 UTC

4 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I was crying laughing listening to the song after reading the story 😭

Comment by TirelessGuardian at 04/03/2025 at 02:58 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

The whole time I read this I was thinking of this song and when I went to play it, I wondered is it that song? It was the exact song I was thinking of. Maybe I seen this post before? I’ve seen this song mentioned somewhere before.