414 upvotes, 8 direct replies (showing 8)
View submission: Mod team at r/QuitYourBullshit spitting fire!
Oh mah gawd. This is the content.
Fucking bang-a-rang.
AOC should hire the QYB mods while she’s sleeping so Ted Cruz can get fucked all hours of the night. To clarify, I mean that metaphorically and nothing to do with “his” wife who’s probably too busy fetching sugar water anyway.
Comment by ICreditReddit at 19/03/2021 at 13:36 UTC
34 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Can we please keep Ted Cancun and sex out of the same sentence? I'm hoping to have sex again once The Before Times are back, and I don't need this image in my head.
Comment by Vark675 at 19/03/2021 at 12:57 UTC
71 upvotes, 1 direct replies
I'd prefer if you don't compare that suit stuffed full of tubifex worm colonies to my boy Egger.
Comment by dlc741 at 19/03/2021 at 12:28 UTC
17 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I got that reference!
Comment by ShadowMajick at 19/03/2021 at 13:15 UTC
5 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Ru-fi-Ooooo!!
Comment by AaronVsMusic at 19/03/2021 at 13:11 UTC
7 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Ted’s more into incest porn, anyways.
Comment by [deleted] at 19/03/2021 at 13:47 UTC
5 upvotes, 1 direct replies
What a weird segue
Comment by Gonstachio at 19/03/2021 at 15:59 UTC
0 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Of course a non political post has to turn political. Can’t even filter this shit out of the comments lol.
Comment by A_Wild_VelociFaptor at 19/03/2021 at 14:18 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I don't think Cruz has a problem getting fucked 24/7, he spent 4 years hunched over for a guy who isn't even courteous enough to give him a reach around.