The people of Reddit vs /u/GallowBoob, /u/Malgoya and /u/chickenpeak for the theft of a staggering 1.5 million+ Karma

created by [deleted] on 24/05/2017 at 23:30 UTC*

899 upvotes, 32 top-level comments (showing 25)

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Comments

Comment by OMGROTFLMAO at 25/05/2017 at 04:15 UTC

229 upvotes, 14 direct replies

Motion to have Gallowboob go fuck himself.

All those in favor say "Aye."

Comment by KamiCon at 25/05/2017 at 00:12 UTC

221 upvotes, 4 direct replies

Oobjection: Gallowboobs posts are all reposts. None of it is his own intellectual property.

Comment by kcbarexam at 25/05/2017 at 10:46 UTC

44 upvotes, 2 direct replies

Floating Jury:

This is the Floating Jury Poll Bot. It captures public opinion. Give your vote below.*

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This bot does not replace the actual jury. That would be crazy*

Comment by Yanky_Doodle_Dickwad at 24/05/2017 at 23:58 UTC

108 upvotes, 2 direct replies

/u/Gallowboob said that if we don't prosecute him more than 4 times per year he would give me an upvote. So guess how well this will go for you.

Comment by LinkRar at 25/05/2017 at 03:19 UTC

50 upvotes, 2 direct replies

I'd like to apply for pitchfork salesman, From the looks of things, we're gonna need a bunch... However, if any fellow salesmen would like to join me in salesmaning (ya know, cause it's a threesome), I will allow it, as long as the judge allows it too.

Comment by Commando_Grandma at 24/05/2017 at 23:34 UTC

90 upvotes, 4 direct replies

Objection! These are three separate crimes. You can't try all three at once unless you can prove these users were co-conspirators!

Comment by [deleted] at 25/05/2017 at 06:30 UTC*

1 upvotes, 2 direct replies

Hey fuck heads, remember that funny little bot that comes in here at the very start of the case and says not to downvote?

HOW BOUT YOU ALL LISTEN TO THE FUCKING BOT!

Thanks

-Liar

PS I'll ban every one of you in this thread if you keep acting like retards. AUTISM IS NO EXCUSE TO BE A DICK

Edit: I get it, you you think I'm insulting a certain people[1]... The only issue with that theory is i am on the spectrum. And I really don't need people being offended for me, that's just fucking stupid. Stop reporting this you dipshits... Or if you do, be sure to include your username, so I can remove you from the courts :D

1: http://i.imgur.com/m4hQ69E.png

have a day, thanks

Comment by [deleted] at 25/05/2017 at 09:32 UTC

22 upvotes, 2 direct replies

Fuck those dudes

I don't get it, why don't just use reddit like normal people do. What's the point of that, some internet points?

Comment by dolemite_II at 25/05/2017 at 04:27 UTC

17 upvotes, 0 direct replies

rabble rabble rabble*

Comment by Robot_Warrior at 24/05/2017 at 23:45 UTC

36 upvotes, 2 direct replies

wasn't there already a case against Gallow boob?

Comment by shawb123 at 25/05/2017 at 11:32 UTC

7 upvotes, 1 direct replies

You fool! GallowBoob has diplomatic immunity, he's untouchable regarding Karma Theft!

Comment by Experil at 25/05/2017 at 02:04 UTC

13 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I am to be the judge of this case. Any attorneys who would like to step forward can post in this comment thread all of their evidence. I will allow all three cases to be tried at once, but with separate rulings. Court is now in session!

Comment by pm-me-your-satin at 25/05/2017 at 12:47 UTC

5 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Guilty as charged.

Comment by themanfromoctober at 25/05/2017 at 02:26 UTC

7 upvotes, 2 direct replies

I'll take jury!

Comment by djb447 at 25/05/2017 at 10:53 UTC

5 upvotes, 0 direct replies

So uncivilized

Comment by Tactical_toucan at 25/05/2017 at 15:25 UTC

4 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Can I be bartender

Comment by loulan at 25/05/2017 at 00:41 UTC

13 upvotes, 1 direct replies

God. And I thought I had a lot of karma.

Comment by PloppyCheesenose at 25/05/2017 at 06:04 UTC

11 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Boobjection!

The crime was committed more than 21 days ago, and everything else was just the same crime. Since his plot to defraud Reddit of its precious karma was hatched and started more than 3 weeks ago, the statute of limitations has run out per Article 6 §4 of the Karma Court Constitution. Thus the real crime was committed by /u/HopeSandoval trying to tarnish the good name of Gallowboob.

Boo I say, boo!

Comment by BobSagetOoosh at 25/05/2017 at 08:21 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Well, if this moves forward I'll happily juror.

Comment by ziggah at 25/05/2017 at 03:20 UTC

7 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Hmm this sub is dead

Comment by [deleted] at 25/05/2017 at 03:49 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Seriously, how is this allowed? I volunteer to be barman I guess

Comment by h0tp1nk at 25/05/2017 at 05:39 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

How crazy would it be if mods weren't allowed to post in their subs. How crazy would THAT be !?