358 upvotes, 6 direct replies (showing 6)
View submission: Keanu Reeves - HELLO!
One of my friends started smoking because of the performance you put on in that movie. He also does the entire smokes with his left hand on the right side of his face. He though it looked badass as fuck and bought his first pack after watching that scene. We think he's an idiot.
If you're not so busy, do you mind sending him/us an autographed shot from that movie with the words, "You're an idiot."
Comment by extant1 at 14/10/2014 at 03:34 UTC
30 upvotes, 1 direct replies
It would be better with Peter Stormare saying "see you soon".
Comment by bee_jay7891 at 14/10/2014 at 12:21 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Keanu, you could save us life with this one......
Comment by [deleted] at 14/10/2014 at 05:13 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
This would be amazing.
Comment by DickkGrayson at 14/10/2014 at 08:28 UTC
2 upvotes, 1 direct replies
I quit smoking like 2 weeks ago, and have been doing great. I've had hardly no urges...until reading this. Now I want a cigarette and I want to smoke like John Constantine. Damn your badassery.
Comment by PM_ME_YOUR_DING_DONG at 14/10/2014 at 08:37 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I think that friend is you.
Comment by kappaofthelight at 14/10/2014 at 04:54 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
My friends and I all smoke regardless, but we love to light up, then rush of to do something, like go to a convenience store, and come back out and pick up our cigarettes...Then proceed to feel like Constantine