Comment by _KeanuReeves on 13/10/2014 at 15:11 UTC

3903 upvotes, 38 direct replies (showing 25)

I do like chocolate milk. But it has to be cold. You know? It has to be **cold.**

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Comment by readparse at 13/10/2014 at 16:21 UTC

34 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I find that chocolate milk doesn't get as cold as white milk, under the same conditions. Or maybe it just doesn't *feel* as cold. It's weird. I often wish my chocolate milk was colder than it is.

Comment by Error404- at 13/10/2014 at 15:12 UTC

1359 upvotes, 7 direct replies

It is the only way.

Comment by TYLERvsBEER at 13/10/2014 at 15:19 UTC

4 upvotes, 2 direct replies

Your formatting, it's excellent.

Comment by The_Fyre_Guy at 13/10/2014 at 15:32 UTC

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What about hot chocolate [milk]? Or are you one of those hot-chocolate-with-water heathens?

Comment by [deleted] at 13/10/2014 at 15:51 UTC

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I think he said it also has to be **bold**, which all good chocolate milk is.

Comment by techmeister at 13/10/2014 at 19:42 UTC

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In my mind, I'm just seeing Reeves get extremely serious while taking the temperature of a glass of chocolate milk.

If it's around 34 degrees, suddenly he gets super happy and yells, "Excellent!"

Comment by TheMediumPanda at 13/10/2014 at 17:29 UTC

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I'm in my late thirties. Bought myself a pint of chocolate milk. My wife gave me an earful and I didn't really have a response. Now I do.

Comment by spornofthedevil at 13/10/2014 at 16:08 UTC

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But what about hot chocolate with marsh mellows, everyone likes that, surely?! I'm reckon that counts if it's just made with milk.

Comment by stuntaneous at 14/10/2014 at 05:26 UTC

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If it's a little warmer than cold it brings out the flavour better though. Heat and taste are related you know.

Comment by guynamedjames at 13/10/2014 at 17:16 UTC

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That explains how you never age!

Comment by escherbach at 13/10/2014 at 19:47 UTC

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It's OK Keanu, just 'cos you like a hot chocolate nightcap doesn't mean you're old.

Comment by Carsonjonesoda at 13/10/2014 at 16:09 UTC

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Were you supposed to have a role in a halo movie that was supposed to come out??!

Comment by giever at 13/10/2014 at 18:28 UTC

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Well, you know what they say.

Comment by Nostalgic_Moment at 13/10/2014 at 21:02 UTC

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http://www.lewisroadcreamery.co.nz/choc-milk

Next time you are in New Zealand...

Comment by cuddlemier at 13/10/2014 at 22:45 UTC

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As opposed to what? Warm or room temperature chocolate milk?

Comment by Deezle530 at 13/10/2014 at 16:22 UTC

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But...what about hot chocolate? Does that count?

Comment by kobimus at 13/10/2014 at 16:09 UTC

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And in a glass bottle. The chill is....amazing

Comment by meowmaster at 13/10/2014 at 19:54 UTC

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Indeed, otherwise it would be hot chocolate.

Comment by xTerraH at 13/10/2014 at 23:09 UTC

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On a scale of 1-/r/trees, high, how are you?

Comment by pharmaninja at 13/10/2014 at 22:39 UTC

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NOOOOOOO!!!! It's all about hot chocolate.

Comment by Whats4dinner at 13/10/2014 at 15:39 UTC

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Just like revenge... Best served cold.

Comment by USTS2011 at 13/10/2014 at 17:11 UTC

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so cold that it's actually ice cream?

Comment by Misfitg at 13/10/2014 at 18:45 UTC

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Can't mix it with a spoon because...

Comment by Swamprat337 at 13/10/2014 at 16:29 UTC

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Otherwise it is just hot chocolate

Comment by astrograph at 13/10/2014 at 16:04 UTC

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Alright all right alright alright