Comment by AceCake on 04/09/2014 at 18:47 UTC

278 upvotes, 5 direct replies (showing 5)

View submission: I am Victoria from reddit. AMAA!

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Also need to type in his brummy accent, or it's just not Ozzy.

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Comment by NotYourLocalCop at 04/09/2014 at 18:53 UTC*

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(example) Weh me n Sharon wuh walkin don thuh stret when we 'eard a lad crassh.

Edit: thanks for the gold! Here's an update with the suggestions.

Weh me n uh Sharon wuh walkin don thuh stret when we 'eard uh a foogin lad crassh. Naow uh I ad ben mudafookin wazeted buh thz tihm n thuh uh avtuhnoon suh I uhlmust sheet me foogin pans (weird laugh). Tuns oot it wuz wun oov thum beeg foogin pyanos folling lok n thuh foogin cahtunz (weird laugh).

Comment by [deleted] at 04/09/2014 at 20:44 UTC

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Comment by samsaBEAR at 04/09/2014 at 19:44 UTC

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She'll need to try and understand what he's saying first!

Comment by AshuraSpeakman at 05/09/2014 at 05:26 UTC

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His autobiographies are definitely in that style. It's kinda mad.

Comment by HMJ87 at 04/09/2014 at 20:21 UTC

1 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Brummay*