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View submission: I am Norm Macdonald, AMA.
With the Twitterverse exploding with support for you to take over for Craig Ferguson would you consider doing it if asked? And if you did take over what direction would you take the show in? Would it be more weekend updatey? Follow up question: waffles, pancakes or crepes?
Comment by ImNormMacdonald at 13/05/2014 at 01:22 UTC
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This is an interesting number of questions, Victoria. Who was it that said: If nominated, I will not run, if Elected, I will not serve? Whoever it was, they were an idiot. If nominated, I will run, and if elected, I will serve.
But as we know, television is not a democracy but an oligarchy. They don't hire a lot of guys who run around saying oligarchy. Many times a boss will call me and say "I'll have to let you go" and I'll say "Why" and they'll say "Well you sell more than everybody else at the plant, but you've been saying Oligarchy in the break room too much at lunch. In fact the suggestion box is filled with pieces of paper that complain about that." And I'll say "well sir, Oligarchy, holy fuck" and then I know it's time to pack up my duffle bag and hit the lonely road.
I like chicken and crepes.
Comment by [deleted] at 13/05/2014 at 07:49 UTC
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Waffles? Don't you mean carrots? HAHAHAHAHA
Comment by traffick at 13/05/2014 at 06:45 UTC
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Turd Ferguson.