Comment by Rukuii on 12/03/2021 at 13:55 UTC

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I watch gay porn! Because I'm so masculine . . .

I'm not gay, I'm super straight. Like totally straight. /s

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Comment by possumallawishes at 12/03/2021 at 16:01 UTC

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I just happened to be reading about Roy Cohn, trump’s OG fixer lawyer, and saw this quote. It seems relevant to this thread for some reason:

> ”Roy was not gay. He was a man who liked having sex with men. Gays were weak, effeminate. He always seemed to have these young blond boys around. It just wasn't discussed. He was interested in power and access." -Roger Stone

Comment by Vallkyrie at 12/03/2021 at 14:08 UTC

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It's so manly there's TWO dicks!

Comment by tygerohtyger at 12/03/2021 at 18:47 UTC

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I'm so straight I only watch porn with dudes in it!

Comment by [deleted] at 12/03/2021 at 21:23 UTC

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The straights cancel out