37 upvotes, 10 direct replies (showing 10)
WWJD?
Comment by dallasmav40 at 01/02/2025 at 20:41 UTC
46 upvotes, 2 direct replies
As if they care
Comment by MagicMarshmelllow at 02/02/2025 at 00:48 UTC
22 upvotes, 3 direct replies
Regular Jesus or Republican Jesus?
Comment by Beautiful_Night3613 at 02/02/2025 at 01:41 UTC
36 upvotes, 1 direct replies
They would try to deport Jesus
Comment by Forward-Ride9817 at 02/02/2025 at 01:48 UTC
9 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Turn the water into wine so the ICE agents get DUIs 🤷♀️
Comment by chillJman at 02/02/2025 at 08:54 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Good question, wasn’t he supposed to be back by now
Comment by SSgtWindBag at 02/02/2025 at 14:10 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Get deported, come back and change his name to Juan.
Comment by KintamaT at 03/02/2025 at 02:44 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Get deported
Comment by FillipJRye at 02/02/2025 at 01:22 UTC
4 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Jesus was a heretic, worshiping him violates the first commandment.
Comment by Euphoric_Ad3649 at 01/02/2025 at 21:30 UTC
-7 upvotes, 1 direct replies
If you really believe then this is what Jesus does...right all part of God's plan......
Comment by cxn0bite at 02/02/2025 at 08:10 UTC
-7 upvotes, 1 direct replies
He would follow the law and not enter the country illegally in the first place.